NFL 2025 Week 5 Predictions: Tiny Spread Edition

We’ve already made it to Week 5 this NFL season as September is in the books. The first game of October was pretty good as I certainly didn’t think the shorthanded 49ers would beat the Rams like that, but these 49ers look different, winning almost every close game and doing it 60% of the time with Mac Jones at QB. Crazy stuff and the best argument yet for Kyle Shanahan’s system working.

In fact, I wrote about it after the game how he could go on to win his first Coach of the Year award if he wins this tough NFC West, but don’t sleep on the Seahawks.

This Week’s Articles

I had my first look at the NFL award races where I changed three picks I made a month ago, including MVP after Joe Burrow was knocked out in Week 2. Not that I ever trusted him to win it on merit. I was betting on how the voters would play it.

As for the Week 5 picks, I like Travis Kelce in Jacksonville a day after his birthday, I really like the Commanders-Chargers game to be a good one, and I think the Bills take care of the Patriots on Sunday night. I’m also teasing the under in London, and for the winless Jets and Saints to show up.

NFL Week 5 Predictions

Tough loss for the Rams to fall behind in the division like that. Certainly had their chances, and I agree 100% with going for it on 4th-and-1 in overtime. If you kick the FG, you trigger sudden death and may never see the ball again. Win is more valuable than the tie there obviously. And maybe the biggest reason is I simply don’t trust that FG unit for the Rams right now with all these blocks.

We actually have four games with a 1.5-point spread this Sunday. That’s a lot as there were only five such games in Weeks 1-4 this season. If you go back to 2011, the team favored by 1.5 covers just over 53% of the time, but it’s usually better when the road team is the one favored (57.3%) like we have in 3 games this Sunday.

But I’ve really mixed it up. I think Baltimore gets the win over Houston even without Lamar Jackson and some key defenders, because I just don’t believe in the Houston offense in this particular matchup. I think the Ravens simplify things on both sides of the ball and lean on Derrick Henry more to get that win at home. But it is unbelievable to see a spread move 11 points after a QB was announced as doubtful.

I’m not sure what to make of Carolina other than that’s not a good team. Neither is Miami, but I just think the Dolphins could build on Monday night’s win and get another here, even without Tyreek Hill.

Then I did indeed go with the Saints and Jets getting their first wins. I think the Saints catch a break with Malik Nabers out as I’m not sure where the passing game is coming from with New York. I also think the Jets winning and Dallas scoring under 20.5 would be a nice play as I keep using that stat about Justin Fields going 0-25 when the opponent scores more than 20. So, if he’s going to win a game for the Jets, it’s likely going to come on a great defensive game, and we’ve already seen Dallas have two scoreless halves on the road and CeeDee Lamb is still out.

Of course, Fields could win a higher-scoring game for the first time in his career, so maybe the best pick is just to take the Jets to win that game. The Cowboys are certainly not above losing this one.

As for these other games, I think the Eagles perk up a little on offense, A.J. Brown still won’t be happy given it’s Denver, and the defense helps to cover the spread on a “Bo Picks” kind of day.

I think Chargers vs. Commanders is the Sunday game I’d most like to watch in full. I think the Chargers pull it out by one possession at home. I’m betting on Ladd McConkey to do well this week after taking a backseat the first month to Allen and QJ.

Tough call on TB-SEA this week. I’d probably back the home team in either case, so it’s Seattle for me with that defense as the Bucs still aren’t back to full health.

I think the Bills win by 8-to-14 points on Sunday night to quiet some of this Drake Maye/Patriots hype that’s building. I’d say beating up on the Dolphins and Panthers isn’t impressive, but it’s not like the Bills can point to a tough schedule this year either.

I wrote about Chiefs-Jaguars here already, but I think the Chiefs take care of business and cover.

NFL 2025 Week 4 Predictions: “You’re Both Fecking 1-2” Edition

Yeah, I took a shot at a Banshees of Inisherin reference to describe the 1-2 Bowl between the Ravens and Chiefs. That’s a highlight game on this NFL Week 4 weekend that has the first ever regular-season game in Ireland, has some stellar afternoon games (Eagles-Bucs, Colts-Rams), Micah Parsons’ return to Dallas at night, and a Monday night doubleheader where I’m not really sure what’s supposed to be the draw to watch there.

This Week’s Articles

As it turns out, I can just copy and paste the link and it makes it big like that. I like that better. But for my picks, I have a pretty full Ravens-Chiefs preview in there with my ML pick. I have a parlay for Packers-Cowboys too.

NFL Week 4 Predictions

Seattle almost blew that one, but we learned that the landing zone kickoff penalty putting the ball at the 40 really sucks and makes it too easy to get a game-winning drive in little time. Imagine a playoff game ending cause of that crap. Something that definitely would have gone against Peyton Manning’s Indy teams.

I can’t discount Carson Wentz blowing the game in Ireland, but I just don’t trust the Steelers against a complex defense right now when they’re not making the easy plays on offense because they don’t have any real identity there.

I really wanted to pick the Bucs to beat the Eagles again, but what’s this about Baker Mayfield questionable with an injury? That’s not good news. Then Mike Evans is out, so even if Chris Godwin and Tristan Wirfs come back, they’re still not whole because of injuries. That sucks.

Very curious to see if that Cleveland defense can make it tough as hell on Detroit. I’m leaning that way with the spread pick.

I think Houston finally gets a win but the Titans play them close.

In normal years, I’d pick the Chargers to screw up this New York game against rookie Jaxson Dart. But I’m going to trust Jim Harbaugh’s defense and Justin Herbert against an overmatched secondary to win by 7+ on the road.

There are many games where I like the total more than the spread. Over in Tampa, over in Colts-Rams, over in Bears-Raiders. Under in Bengals-Broncos, under in SF-JAX too.

If you want a more precise pick for Ravens-Chiefs, I’m going Chiefs 27-24.

Jets-Dolphins: I’d feel more confident if Tyrod Taylor was starting, but it sounds like Justin Fields, the QB who is 0-24 when his team allows more than 20 points. But that’s why I think the Jets win, because they’ll hold Miami to 20 or less at home, get the win, and the Dolphins will fire Mike McDaniel this week.

NFL 2025 Week 3 Predictions: Nobody Knows Anything Edition

With Week 3 in the NFL, you always have to make that crucial decision on which week of data to trust: Week 1 or Week 2. Sometimes a team plays great or plays like shit in both games, which makes it a little easier. But you could also have a team beat up on two terrible teams to help make them look better, and you could have a team that loses a pair of tough games to contenders.

At this point, nobody knows anything. I think that’s reflected well with so many small spreads this week and the fact that the NFC West is the only division with multiple 2-0 teams as this is going to be a competitive season across the board. At least until the QB injuries set in as that’s already getting out of hand with possibly 5 backups starting this wekeend.

But I honestly can’t remember a tougher week of picking games, which I’ll get into below.

This Week’s Articles

Patrick Mahomes Turns 30: The Best There Is, the Best There Was, the Best There Ever Will Be? – I had this planned for months for Mahomes’ 30th birthday, and bookmark this link as I plan to update it with his records and accolades as time goes on.

2025 NFL Quarterback Rankings Week 3: Injuries Are Sadly Piling Up Quickly to Joe Burrow, Jayden Daniels, J.J. McCarthy – Latest QB rankings with an early admission that I’m getting sick of Jalen Hurts already

Scott’s Seven NFL Picks: Week 3 – How I’m betting Justin Jefferson vs. Ja’Marr Chase, Chiefs vs. Giants, and a parlay for Lions-Ravens

NFL Week 3 Predictions

Already took a loss on the spread Thursday night, and I expect a rough week as this is a tough schedule.

This is so difficult because I could be sold either way on the moneyline for basically every game except maybe Packers-Browns and Saints-Seahawks.

Could the Bucs slip up at home with a beat up offensive line as Tyrod Taylor gives the Jets an improved QB over Justin Fields’ no-show last week? Sure, it’s possible.

How will Mac Jones perform another week in place of Brock Purdy, or what about Marcus Mariota taking over for Jayden Daniels? I’m going with Pete Carroll to get the upset win for that reason as Geno has to play better than Monday night.

I know I like the under better in GB-CLE and KC-NYG than any ML/spread pick.

Steelers-Patriots? Beats me. My gut says New England, so that probably means Tomlin gets to 2-1. Vrabel isn’t Belichick when it comes to owning the Steelers.

Jake Browning deja vu? He already repeated his comeback win against Jacksonville from 2023 last week. Guess who else he did that to in 2023? The Vikings, who were also starting a backup QB that day (Mullens). It just feels right to bet against Carson Wentz too. Always has.

I like the Chargers because with the emergence of 3 quality WRs in that offense, that should be enough to beat an overrated Denver defense that doesn’t seem to shut down the good offenses. I do like J.K. Dobbins to score a TD against his former team though.

Feel good about Ravens prevailing as I just don’t trust the Detroit defense to slow them down Monday night. But it should be a good game for the over.

NFL 2025 Week 2 Predictions: Super Bowl Rematch Edition

The NFL has done a great job with prime-time games in the first two weeks of the 2025 season. But they definitely built Sunday afternoon around the Super Bowl 59 rematch as I’m not sure a single other game on the schedule will be between teams who both make the playoffs this year.

In fact, some are already claiming the Chiefs are going to miss the playoffs this year after Week 1. It’s a classic overreaction to a Week 1 divisional loss in a one-score game, something the Chiefs haven’t lost since Christmas 2023 to the Raiders. Since that day, the Chiefs have lost just three games total with starters, but they are going into Sunday’s litmus test at their weakest point with Rashee Rice (suspended) and Xavier Worthy (dislocated shoulder) out, Jalen Carter (spitter) back in for the Eagles, and Patrick Mahomes is going to have to make some special plays to keep it competitive this time.

We could be staring down the first 3-game losing streak of the Mahomes era, and the Chiefs haven’t had a lead in back-to-back games (Super Bowl 59 and Brazil) for the first time in his career too. Expect the takes to amplify this week if they lose, but what a statement game if they do find a way to generate some heat on Jalen Hurts and win at home. The fact they’re only a 1.5-point underdog is a testament to how competitive Mahomes is, but this is one of the most mismatched games of his career.

I had a narrative all planned out that the Chiefs would start 0-2 with one-score losses to the Chargers and Eagles before getting Rice back and going on a run to still win 11-12 games. I’m sticking with it. I just hope the game is close and worth watching after what happened in February, but at least they don’t have a guard trying to play tackle this time. They have a bad tackle trying to play guard though (Kingsley).

Final: Eagles 23, Chiefs 20 after a Jake Elliott field goal late

I’ll have a special article out next week for Mahomes’ 30th birthday, looking back and looking ahead at his career.

This week’s articles:

NFL Week 2 Predictions

My Packers, my Super Bowl pick again, took care of Washington on Thursday night. That may have been the least effective game of Jayden Daniels’ career as that defense is thriving right now with Micah Parsons.

NFL Week 2 Predictions

Can we trust the Ravens to hold any lead these days? I think Joe Flacco at least makes it interesting there as that’s a really huge spread for a Week 2 game that’s also a divisional game.

I like the over more than I like the spread in Bills-Jets, though they should be able to beat a team that blows leads and has Justin Fields, who is 2-19 at 4QC opportunities.

Dak Prescott wins his 14th straight against the G-Men.

I probably wouldn’t bet good money on SF-NO or NE-MIA, but I’m going with the idea of that Kyle Shanahan will have a classic loss with his backup QB (the dreadful Mac Jones) where they blow a lead and can’t close, and the Patriots will have their classic meltdown in Miami for some Revenge of the Nerdboy. After the Patriots sunk some of my best bets last week, I’m totally back on “Fvck the New England Patriots, forever and always.” Go Miami.

I think Steelers-Seahawks is closer to the ugly grind I expected last week, and they win a 20-17 type of game. Early body clock game for the Seahawks. Sam Darnold not able to find more than one receiver (JSN). Yeah, a grind.

If Daniel Jones lights up Denver, who weren’t that impressive last week (mostly because of the passing game though), I think we have to seriously consider he can be this year’s Sam Darnold, previously known as 2022 Geno Smith. Maybe it’s a MetLife Stadium curse.

I think SNF and both MNF games can all be decided by 1-10 points just as all 5 prime-time games have to start this season. In fact, most games were close last week and the under is 13-4. So, we’ll see if there’s some regression this week and we get bigger blowouts and higher scoring games.

I’ll post some parlays on Twitter later. I had zero wins in Week 1 but 8 different parlays came up a leg short, all with odds of +6400 or longer (four with +16000 or longer). Something’s gotta give this weekend.

NFL 2025 Week 1 Predictions: “Enjoy the Ride, He Said” Edition

The 2025 NFL season is here, we’ve already had two one-score games where both teams scored 20+ points, and while my theme this year was to just enjoy the ride, I’m already dreading the next 5.5 months if these are the takes I’m going to end up reading and/or replying to on a daily basis.

EDIT: I literally posted this seconds before this tweet came in, which is such bullshit if you know I’ve defended Dak Prescott (and Tony Romo before him) for years and have been generally pro-Dak since 2016 when I said he had the best rookie QB season ever.

The Chiefs have obviously broken the brains of most NFL fans this decade, but I still think I liked it better when people disagreed with what I said rather than this 2025 tactic of constantly making up strawmen arguments about things you think I might say.

I simply call it like it is, and I wish more people would do the same. But it’s seemingly never been more important to cling to a side and stick to it no matter what. You’re not analyzing the game if you made your mind up before kickoff on how to spin it.

Let’s just take the Chiefs-Chargers game as a great example. I picked the Chargers to win 27-24 as part of my prediction of the Chiefs starting 0-2. I picked the Chargers to end Kansas City’s NFL-record streak of 17 straight wins in games decided by one score, which they did. I believe it also ended up ending Patrick Mahomes’ likely record of 9 straight wins in games without a team takeaway.

But how are we getting these conflicting views this week where “Dak Prescott was amazing and blameless” and “Mahomes was awful for 2.5 quarters”? One guy started slow, finished strong. One guy started strong, didn’t score anything after halftime, and had some receiver mistakes cost him. Both lost.

I’d say more but I would like to enjoy this Saturday evening by catching up on some TV, and I am planning to do my weekly QB rankings at 365Scores again this year, so I’ll go into more detail on Mahomes later this week.

But I do know I just hope to see a game tomorrow where a major player isn’t ejected or injured in the first minute. The loss of Jalen Carter and Xavier Worthy from these games definitely had a huge impact on how they played out. It is what it is.

I’ll be back Monday morning as usual with Stat Oddity, recapping the games and calling it like I see it. Things you should actually try quoting me on instead of speculating about what you think I might say.

NFL Week 1 Predictions

I knew the spread for Eagles-Cowboys was too high but still went with the home team to cover. Oh well. I called the Chargers upset, and there aren’t many more upsets I’m rolling with this week but I chose my spots.

2025 NFL Week 1 Predictions

I think the Colts win their first Week 1 game since 2013, and I’m trusting the Falcons and Bears at home in statement wins. I think the Steelers-Jets game will be ugly but trusting Rodgers to prevail in the end.

I’m banking on the Ravens to recover a non-Josh Allen fumble before the halftime, if not the first quarter, as turnover regression strikes back in BUF-BAL. Also, remember there’s never been a good passing game between Lamar and Allen. A game where both throw it well. I’d expect that to continue and I’m taking the Ravens to win 24-20.

Here’s my Week 1 betting picks at 365scores.

I posted my award predictions and full Super Bowl picture earlier this week.

Don’t forget to scroll down or click here to read my annual NFL predictions.

2025 NFL Predictions

2025 NFL Predictions

I’m starting my 15th season covering the NFL by running late in trying to push this out before kickoff in Philadelphia. As I end up doing more offseason articles each year, the seven months of repeating certain things gets tiresome, and you just want to get the new season started.

I usually come up with an overall theme for these seasons, but I don’t really have one for 2025. Just sit back and enjoy the ride. That’s the theme. So much about the world has gone or is going to shit, that you have to find comfort in the little things that make you happy.

Even though I had a 2024 prediction that Josh Allen would win MVP and the Chiefs would lose the Super Bowl in their three-peat bid, it wasn’t always that fun to watch unfold. I think I let too many ridiculous people on Twitter get to me about these topics, including that horseshit about the refs helping the Chiefs win games. It was also dark times late in the season with my uncle and a close family friend dying two months apart. Stress eating got the best of me.

But as soon as that Super Bowl blowout ended, I felt this huge relief. I slept like a baby that week, I started shedding pounds again, and now I’ve spent the summer walking around the house having to hold my shorts up as nothing wants to fit anymore. I’m at my lowest weight since high school.

The three-peat? Like Zed, it’s dead. If the Eagles repeat, what do I care? We already turned the MVP into a charity case for Allen, so what’s it matter if they do it for Joe Burrow next? I’ll make the futures bet today to take advantage of that nonsense. What if the Ravens or Bills finally break through and make the Super Bowl? GOOD. I’m sick and tired of writing every offseason about the Five-Year Rule and when they’re going to get over the hump. I wish one of them would just do it already (hint hint), and you know which one I’d prefer at this point – shocking as it is.

Spending three hours on Sundays watching Aaron Rodgers quarterback my childhood team should be a hoot. The quarterback I perfectly labeled 14 years ago (just a few months into my writing career) a front-runner extraordinaire who would be lucky to win another Super Bowl. I’m so numb to the Steelers having a non-losing record and doing squat in the playoffs that nothing could phase me this year.

I’m just going to try to enjoy it, and part of that has already started by blocking some of the most annoying people I’ve come across on Twitter in 14 years. Time is precious, and arguing with these people is a waste of it. Shout out to #AlwaysWrongGuy for being a punching bag I still enjoy getting my hits into. But those Brdy cultists – they know who they are – can login to their burners because I’m in a blocking mood right now.

It took me a long time to come up with my Super Bowl pick this year. I actually dropped a futures bet on it around August 12 on BetRivers, and the odds have already gone from +4575 to +3000. Almost like a certain trade made that happen.

But last year, I ended a 3-year drought of getting all the Super Bowl teams wrong. I even finally got the right game outcome with the Chiefs losing, but it was Green Bay winning. Whoops. Won’t make that mistake again (hint hint).

Right Super Bowl team, Wrong Super Bowl outcome.

This week at 365Scores, I already dropped my full NFL 2025 award predictions, and just this morning, I published my full predictions and Super Bowl LX pick. Read those for more detail than I’m going to provide here.

But I still have a standard I hold myself to, and I wouldn’t be meeting it if I didn’t make this the only place I post my final thoughts and final record predictions for all 32 teams along with my narrative for the postseason.

But if you need more detail about your team or curious about other teams – I recommend the Chiefs, Ravens, Packers, Vikings, Bills, Eagles, and Commanders – then be sure to click the links and read those previews at 365Scores. They’re all 2,500-6,500 words each.

NFC EAST

AFC EAST

NFC SOUTH

AFC SOUTH

NFC NORTH

NFC WEST

AFC WEST

Note: Some of the over/under picks in these articles were subject to change as I only made my final record predictions Thursday morning after going through the schedule. My final, official picks are as presented below.

AFC WEST

1. Kansas City Chiefs (12-5)

I’ve shown how the 2024 Chiefs were a copy of 2020, right down to winning a record number of close games, the starters losing one time going into the Super Bowl, beating Buffalo in the AFC-CG, and playing musical chairs with their OL before getting dominated in the Super Bowl.

Does that mean 2021 Chiefs = 2025 Chiefs? A 3-4 start followed by a hot finish to get to 12-5 and another AFC-CG. I do think the schedule is ridiculously frontloaded with four major Super Bowl contenders in the first six games, the games they’ll have to play without Rashee Rice, who should take over as the leading receiver this year.

But it’s the Chiefs. You know they’re going to be in the mix late in the year, and the offense should perk up with Josh Simmons at left tackle. The defense may take a step back, and that could be the difference in January too. But it’s still up to a Baltimore or Buffalo to make the decisive play in the playoffs and eliminate this team.

Maybe even before the AFC-CG this year…They can’t go to every Super Bowl, right?

2. Denver Broncos (11-6)

I’m sold on Bo Nix having a legit shot to be a problem (positively) under Sean Payton as he’s giving him a talented, balanced roster the likes of which he almost never did for Drew Brees all those years. That’s a shame.

But Nix played well against the Chiefs and would have won in Arrowhead if not for a blocked 35-yard field goal. I still have the Chiefs winning the division, but an 11-6 finish for Denver is going to be good enough for a No. 5 seed most likely.

3. Los Angeles Chargers (9-8)

I think the Chargers can beat the Chiefs in Brazil and that might be the highlight of their season. I still see them losing pivotal games for tie-breakers like Week 10 against the Steelers (SNF) and Week 18 in Denver. I love Ladd McConkey but still not a fan of the other receivers around Justin Herbert, who needs to be more aggressive and assertive this year. No one cares about those 3 INTs if you throw 4 in a playoff game.

But I think the Rashawn Slater injury is a big one as it’s going to hurt the potential the running game had with Joe Alt sliding to LT.

4. Las Vegas Raiders (6-11)

They should be more competitive and fun to watch with Pete Carroll, Geno Smith, Chip Kelly, and Ashton Jeanty in town. But it’s a numbers game and the other three AFC West teams are just better. Carroll hasn’t led a top 10 D since 2016, and there were diminishing returns with him and Geno in Seattle.

NFC WEST

1. San Francisco 49ers (11-6)

The 49ers have this incredible streak where they’ve gone 22 straight seasons (since 2003) where they’ve either missed the playoffs with a non-losing record (15 times) or they got to the NFC-CG or better (7 times).

I think that streak can continue as all 4 teams are capable of winning this NFC West. But I’m still siding with the 49ers as they can’t be more injured than 2024 (try as they might), I believe in Brock Purdy, and the tiebreaker for me is they play a last-place schedule.

What does that mean in comparison to the Rams’ 1st-place schedule? It means the 49ers get to play the Browns, Giants, and Bears while the Rams have to play the Ravens, Eagles, and Lions.

That’ll do, pig.

2. Los Angeles Rams (10-7)

When I wrote the Rams preview early on I was really hyped about this team, thinking it can match the Eagles’ feat (2-1 in the Super Bowl over the last 8 years). You take Sean McVay and Stafford, add Davante Adams, and the front seven had 16 sacks in the playoffs and Jared Verse could ascend to the next tier in Year 2. A Super Bowl is realistic.

Then Stafford’s disc issue came up, he’s 37, and you get worried. Throw in that schedule difference I just talked about with the 49ers getting a huge boost, and I cautiously slide the Rams into second place with 10 wins.

3. Arizona Cardinals (8-9)

I wanted to find another win for this team but ended up giving them the same record as last year. Honestly, the schedule works out to where it should be a good start before the inevitable Kyler Murray nosedive late in the year. Is there a new Call of Duty coming out? That’d just cement missing the playoffs for me.

I do like the prospects of Marvin Harrison Jr. reminding us why he was WR1 in a loaded WR draft though.

4. Seattle Seahawks (7-10)

My gut says Sam Darnold plays better than he did in 2018-23 but noticeably worse than last year with the Vikings. Pretty fair. He has a worse situation all around and the Seahawks have downgraded at wide receiver.

AFC EAST

1. Buffalo Bills (13-4)

The Bills really have to take advantage of a schedule that worked out to where they get to face the Ravens, Chiefs, Eagles, Bengals, and Buccaneers in Buffalo where they were 10-0 last year. Great path to a No. 1 seed, which I think they get.

But are they really that much better this year? They added some ex-Chargers (Josh Palmer, Joey Bosa), and beyond trying to get better play out of Keon Coleman and Dalton Kincaid, they’re hoping they can make Tre’Davious White a thing again in 2025. That’s not an impressive haul for the eternal bridesmaid of the AFC.

And don’t forget the turnover regression I’ve covered over and over. In fact, don’t be surprised if the Bills do something Sunday night against Baltimore than they never did in 2024 – lose a fumble by someone other than Josh Allen.

2. New England Patriots (8-9)

I think this team surprised people by being favored in roughly 11 games when the earliest lines came out. The schedule is favorable, Stefon Diggs should help, but I’m going to be cautious as I need to see Drake Maye succeed in various ways. Remember, he never finished a start he won where the Patriots allowed more than 3 points last year.

3. New York Jets (5-12)

My issue with Robert Saleh when the Jets hired him was that he basically had one good year as a defensive coordinator in SF. Aaron Glenn is the same way now from Detroit. But the bigger issue is pairing him with Justin Fields, a quarterback who is 0-22 when his opponent scores more than 20 points and 2-18 at 4QC opportunities.

He is not a franchise quarterback.

4. Miami Dolphins (4-13)

They probably won’t be this bad, but they were the sacrifice I was constantly willing to make to make sure the other 31 teams had the records they did. Hell, the sportsbooks have Mike McDaniel with better than even odds to be the first coach fired just like Miami did to Tony Sparano and Joe Philbin early in their fourth seasons.

On the bright side, just another day closer to death, Mike.

NFC EAST

1. Philadelphia Eagles (13-4)

They absolutely have a shot to repeat by retaining their super talented offensive core and having a ton of young defenders that can be solid to great. However, I still think Saquon Barkley’s long runs dry up this year and the passing game has to do more. The defense will miss the veterans and depth they lost too. But still a team that can get it done and end that absurd streak of no repeat winner in the NFC East since 2004.

Circle the Week 10 game in Green Bay. Potential No. 1 seed battle on MNF.

2. Washington Commanders (10-7)

I think Jayden Daniels is the next big thing at QB, but I was cautious to not go overboard after it didn’t work with C.J. Stroud and Houston last year. But you can see a path to how Daniels could ascend to MVP and win the NFC East and get to the Super Bowl in Year 2 a la 1984 Dan Marino, 2005 Ben Roethlisberger, and 2013 Russell Wilson.

Still, I can’t help but acknowledge the schedule will be much tougher, Kliff’s offense won’t surprise teams this year the way it did last year, and they didn’t do enough defensively in my book.

But Daniels is a huge MVP contender. He should have finished much higher in 2024 for it too if people actually cared about the value of making the god damn Washington NFL franchise relevant again.

I thought that was impossible in the salary cap era.

3. Dallas Cowboys (7-10)

I guess in the end I soured on my 8-9 win prediction and could only repeat 7-10 for Dallas with a healthy Dak and the best WR2 (George Pickens) he’s had since 2021. But Brian Schottenheimer Jr. is unproven in this spot, and the Micah Parsons trade was not good at all for this team’s 2025 prospects.

Are you having a good time now, Jerry? You did it, you did it, baby, you did it!

4. New York Giants (6-11)

They were the only team I talked about the preseason for since they were so prolific with 345 net passing yards per game and over 36 points. Sure, that’s likely going to lead to the ugliest first quarter of offense of any team this Sunday, but one could dream Brian Daboll has figured things out with his job on the line, right?

But a Russ redemption season would be cool, and Jaxson Dart had an impressive preseason. Might see him soon enough as that schedule is brutal.

AFC SOUTH

1. Jacksonville Jaguars (10-7)

I picked Liam Coen for Coach of the Year with the expectation he’ll get a career year out of Trevor Lawrence with his best weapons yet, and they’ll manage Travis Hunter well to take back this division.

Sure, it could be a disaster too from the guy who started his presser with “Duuuuvallll” like some kind of Willy Wonka Football Factory nerd. But trust the guy knows what he’s doing offensively.  

2. Houston Texans (9-8)

They didn’t make the leap last year as I expected, and I think the roster is all over the place offensively aside from Stroud to Nico Collins. I think they take a step back.

3. Tennessee Titans (5-12)

The most optimistic thought is Cam Ward, a very disrespected No. 1 pick, does his best C.J. Stroud (2023) and Jayden Daniels (2024) and takes this team to the playoffs. But I think there’s still a lot of work to be done here as Brian Callahan wasn’t showing much last year.

4. Indianapolis Colts (5-12)

Fvcking hell. How did this team get here? I temporarily can’t even suggest Arch Manning is the answer after Week 1. But the Colts can’t keep starting a different washed-up quarterback every year since Andrew Luck retired.

The sad part is the roster isn’t half bad outside of the most important position.

NFC SOUTH

1. Atlanta Falcons (10-7)

This didn’t work last year, but here we go again. I think Michael Penix Jr. opens up the offense, Bijan Robinson wins OPOY, and we look at them with Drake London as the new triplets. Raheem Morris got several pass rushers in the draft and free agency, so he should be better on that side of the ball.

It’s just another division where I’m looking for a change after Tampa Bay’s grip hasn’t been that strong. They had to survive an Atlanta sweep last year. But if Penix bombs in Week 1 against the Bucs, I’ll already be regretting this pick.

2. Tampa Bay Buccaneers (9-8)

They’re obviously a talented team, but they lost Liam Coen, Baker still had a lot of turnovers with him last year, and they have some injuries this year like Chris Godwin. Mike Evans isn’t getting any younger either. They’re the weakest team in the 32-team era to win 4 straight division titles, so I think the streak ends here.

3. Carolina Panthers (7-10)

I’m still not sold on Bryce Young (or Dave Canales), hence a cautious 7-10 since they did play the Chiefs and Eagles (oh, Leggette would catch that shit if it was baked in raccoon flavoring) well last year.

4. New Orleans Saints (3-14)

Pour one out for Kellen Moore, walking into the worst quarterback battle in the NFC. It says everything that the biggest salary cap hit on this team is Tayson Hill this year.

AFC NORTH

1. Baltimore Ravens (12-5)

I probably could have found a way to give them another win instead of going 12-5 again. But that would mess with my Week 1 prediction and how I wanted Buffalo to get the No. 1 seed, and how I didn’t want any team with 14 wins in the AFC. So, 12-5 it is.

But they should be stronger defensively after that slow start, they should have Zay Flowers for the playoffs this time around, and that offense is obviously hard to stop with Lamar and Henry. Just need to find a way to protect the ball in January and take it away on defense for a change.

Just hope the rookie kicker replacing the asshole who’s disgraced his GOAT legacy doesn’t become the guy who throws the season for a loop. Because it’s always something in Baltimore in the playoffs.

2. Cincinnati Bengals (10-7)

I picked Joe Burrow to win MVP. Not because I think he’ll improve on last year’s stats and production. But because I think the Bengals will manage the turnover battle better, he’ll have a couple of clutch wins for a change, and even a 10-7 record/wild card is enough for those guys like Dan Orlovsky, Emmanuel Acho, and Chris Simms to give him the MVP.

They were soft launching it last year when he finished fourth in voting despite missing the playoffs. But I don’t think the defense is improved enough to go on a deep run to another Super Bowl or AFC-CG.

3. Pittsburgh Steelers (10-7)

It would be something if the arrival of Aaron Rodgers led to Mike Tomlin’s first losing season. I was all for the 8-9 finish for months. But then the Steelers kept adding all these veterans like Darius Slay, Jalen Ramsey, Jonnu Smith, and the draft seemed solid with Derrick Harmon.

This really could be the best defense Rodgers has played with since 2010. But then I’m reminded that this sounds like what I said about him with the Jets in 2023 and 2024 before he had another one of his worst seasons just like in 2022 when he missed the playoffs in Green Bay.

I’m not optimistic about this team doing a thing in January, but I find myself still picking 10 wins for them. It’s Tomlin’s thing at this point.

4. Cleveland Browns (4-13)

I think Kevin Stefanski gets fired after he wants to stick with Joe Flacco and the fans and ownership force him to play Shedeur Sanders after Dillon Gabriel magically gets injured during the season. Just a messy situation and you already see why most teams wanted nothing to do with the headache over a third-string quarterback.

NFC NORTH

1. Green Bay Packers (13-4)

Wow, the Green Bay Packers really drafted a first-round WR (Matthew Golden) and traded big capital for an elite pass rusher (Micah Parsons). Where was that in the 2010s when Aaron Rodgers was trying to win another Super Bowl?

But you saw the stat. Favre and Rodgers won their Super Bowl in their age-27 season. Love is 27 this year. He played like an MVP in the second half of 2023 and injuries kept throwing him off a little in 2024. I think he has his most complete season in 2025 and this team’s stability on top of adding two elite talents puts them over the top for one of the most consistent winning coaches we have today.

2. Detroit Lions (10-7)

It’s not just that they lost both coordinators, but they also lost some interior linemen, and 15-win teams usually regress by 4-5 wins anyway. Detroit is still good and Dan Campbell will still be aggressive. But I see Goff taking a step back after a career year and the defense is still too dependent on Aidan Hutchinson.

3. Chicago Bears (8-9)

I love what Ben Johnson was selling this offseason, but I think the stacked division prevents him from winning Coach of the Year as you need to make the playoffs for that. But he’d be a slam dunk in the South divisions.

4. Minnesota Vikings (7-10)

Let’s make one thing very clear. I don’t “hate” J.J. McCarthy. I have no reason to (yet). I just hate that I don’t have information on him going into Year 2, and with the way Kevin O’Connell has gone from 13 wins (with a negative scoring differential) to 7-10 back up to 14-3 with Sam Darnold, he’s too volatile for my liking.

Throw in McCarthy being a wild card and I’m just going to keep it at 7-10/no playoffs for what is a playoff-ready roster. If I’m wrong, then so be it. I’ll judge McCarthy on merit. But for now, until he proves himself, I just trust the teams with LaFleur/Love, McVay/Stafford, and Jayden Daniels more.

And someone has to win the South.

PLAYOFFS

Most teams were coming out exactly the way I hoped for when getting to their win count. Took some adjustments as always, and the Vikings were the team I had to find wins for the most as apparently I got too sour on them. I really did stick to some of my 2024 gut picks that didn’t pan out, so maybe I was just a year early. Doubling down for sure on some of these.

In the end, I had four new playoff teams, which still feels low. Three of them are division winners.

AFC

  • 1. Buffalo (13-4)
  • 2. Kansas City (12-5)
  • 3. Baltimore (12-5)
  • 4. Jacksonville (10-7)
  • 5. Denver (11-6)
  • 6. Cincinnati (10-7)
  • 7. Pittsburgh (10-7)

Believe it or not, we finally get that Aaron Rodgers vs. Patrick Mahomes game, and it ends up being the final game of Rodgers’ career as he retires after the loss. The Ravens finish 2-1 against the Bengals and send them packing. The Broncos-Jaguars meet in the Bill O’Brien Saturday Invitational, and the winner loses in Buffalo.

That leaves the 3 teams you expect. I don’t love Baltimore in that No. 3 position, but if you’re going to get over the hump like the 2012 team did, why not go big? That team beat Manning and Brady on the road to get to the Super Bowl. The Baltimore defense finally gives Lamar a big turnover in January in Kansas City, leading to a game-winning field goal by the rookie kicker. The Ravens then complete the season sweep of Buffalo, beating them in the first and last game of the season.

NFC

  • 1. Green Bay (13-4)
  • 2. Philadelphia (13-4)
  • 3. San Francisco (11-6)
  • 4. Atlanta (10-7)
  • 5. Washington (10-7)
  • 6. LA Rams (10-7)
  • 7. Detroit (10-7)

The Lions put up a fight in Philly but fall short. Jayden Daniels educates the Falcons about the playoffs in Atlanta. 49ers-Rams could go either way, but I think Shanahan gets the win over McVay this time.

While Daniels eyes another road upset of a No. 1 seed, Parsons earns his extension with a huge play that leads to a Green Bay win. The 49ers have to keep their streak alive (no playoffs or NFC-CG), so they end Philly’s repeat bid after Brock Purdy gets his revenge for the elbow injury three years ago. They’re one game away from playing the Super Bowl at Levi’s.

That sets up another Packers vs. 49ers clash in the playoffs, and it’s one of the biggest yet. Shanahan blows a 10-point lead in the fourth quarter (redundant) as Jordan Love establishes himself as the comeback QB that neither Favre nor Rodgers ever was.

SUPER BOWL LX

It’s Ravens vs. Packers in February. Something fresh with neither team getting there since 2010 and 2012 respectively. All the hype is about Lamar owning the NFC in his career and how it’s his time now.

But in some weird way, Jerry Jones gets the last laugh as the Ravens kill Green Bay with Derrick Henry on the ground on a night where Lamar is solid but doesn’t throw more than 20 passes. The narrative flips to how they ended up missing Kenny Clark’s run defense and Parsons was a no-show for the big one.

Down 27-20 late, Jordan Love is intercepted by Jaire Alexander, the former Packer turned Raven. Baltimore ends the 75-year run the Five-Year Rule had as Jackson and Harbaugh finally make it happen in Year 8 together.

Ravens 27, Packers 20 (Super Bowl MVP: Derrick Henry)

I was going to say I could definitely live with this season outcome, then I realized this will make TruthBearer, the Lamar superfan on Twitter, be the next person I have to block.

At least I know I provided one happy ending today.

NFL Super Bowl LIX Preview

It’s been years since I’ve grinded away for hours on a Saturday to do a final big preview for the Super Bowl that I posted here. I get that done during the week at other sites now, but after sending in about 30 different pieces across four sites this week, I am wore out and ready for the game. I don’t know how much more I can say about Chiefs vs. Eagles.

I just want to see it already as I think it’s a fascinating matchup and obviously a ton of history/legacy at stake with the three-peat. It’s also historic with these teams meeting for the 4th year in a row, something that’s never been done in any AFC vs. NFC matchup.

Here are the key links to articles I’ve already done about Super Bowl LIX, so if you need to pass the time Sunday before kickoff, here you go:

Super Bowl LIX Final Prediction

It goes without saying I want the Chiefs to win this game. I only root for the Eagles when they played the Patriots. Going into these games, I usually find it very easy to doubt the Chiefs because they usually are playing a team that’s built better than they are, and I think that’s the case again.

In fact, I wanted to see if I could dig out something from my Super Bowl LIV preview (Chiefs vs. 49ers) from the first Super Bowl in the Patrick Mahomes era to see if anything applies here to Sunday night. Sure enough, there’s this:

There are a lot of areas that favor the 49ers, and I think historically the 49ers are the type of team more likely to win this game than a team like the Chiefs. There are just more ways for the 49ers to win while practically every positive outcome for Kansas City involves Mahomes playing really well. Then again, Mahomes is 9-0 in his career when his passer rating is under 90.0 because he’s the best at doing what the coach who succeeded Reid and preceded Shanahan used to say: f***ing score points.

But in doing the research the last two weeks, I was legitimately concerned at how much seemed to favor the Chiefs over the Eagles. You want to talk about turnovers? The Chiefs still win games when they lose the turnover battle, and if anyone’s due for a bad turnover night, it should be the Eagles (no giveaways in 5 games combined with +10 this postseason and the fact the Chiefs have never gone 4 straight games without one). No SB winner has ever failed to force at least 3 takeaways in the playoffs, so what are the Chiefs doing here? Get some turnovers Sunday night.

Then the Chiefs haven’t allowed a 90-yard rusher in 18 playoff games under Spagnuolo. They’re still 10-3 the last 13 times they’ve allowed a 100-yard rusher, which is a fantastic record in that split.

Then you look it up and the Chiefs have actually outrushed the Eagles head-to-head in 3 straight years. Who would have guessed that? Mahomes is 8-0 against Vic Fangio, he’s never lost indoors in the NFL, he’s 45-2 when he gets the ball out in under 2.8 seconds (which he’s done so well for the last month), the Eagles don’t make quarterbacks hold it that long, the Chiefs are better on special teams, they’re the more battle tested team, etc.

But you never want to feel too confident about a Super Bowl, because I think the last time I did that, Tampa Bay beat the Chiefs 31-9. Sure, there was the LOAT factor, but I misjudged the OL shuffle the Chiefs did that night.

Because when you look at the Chiefs’ 20 playoff games under Mahomes, they’re 17-3 with two losses in overtime. That Tampa Bay rout sticks out like a sore thumb, and if the Eagles win this game, you feel better about it being a blowout than a close game.

So, as the week wore on, I did start to doubt the Chiefs more.

I could see Barkley hitting a homerun in the first quarter again, maybe even the first play. Like as inevitable as Devin Hester taking the opening kickoff for a touchdown in Super Bowl 41 against the Colts. He’s just had that kind of season. But I don’t think the Chiefs are giving up 150+ yards to him on the ground and they can survive the long play touchdown. You’d rather give that up than consistent gains all night, which the Eagles haven’t been doing in the playoffs as Barkley’s success rate has dropped 9 points from the reg. season.

Then you start thinking the Chiefs have this 17-game winning streak in one-score games. When does that stop? The Eagles love to punch the ball out. Does someone like Kelce fumble in scoring range late in the game to end the three-peat? I had that vision, or maybe I was just thinking of the red-zone fumble he had last year against Philly earlier in the fourth quarter of a game the Eagles came back to win.

But I think the No. 1 issue to watch for the Chiefs is the offensive line. Does moving Joe Thuney to tackle weaken them too much at guard when the strength of the Eagles’ front seven is the interior line? If I’m Vic Fangio, I am moving Jalen Carter over to face new left guard Mike Caliendo, who is struggling. Don’t just leave him on Trey Smith all game. Own the Carter-Caliendo matchup to the point where maybe Andy Reid has to slide Thuney back to LG and play D.J. Humphries at LT. Shuffling the OL like this in a Super Bowl might cause some PTSD for Mahomes and the Chiefs. That’s what I’d do if I was the Eagles. You have to change things up in the Super Bowl. Make use of that extra week of prep work.

But I will say the numbers just aren’t that flattering for this pass rush of the Eagles. It’s not like 2022. But if the Chiefs can handle them up front, I think they play well. Then it’s the chess match on the other side with Spags likely blitzing Hurts, and likely sending corner blitzes. I thought that was interesting that Trent McDuffie has 15 blitzes in his last two games against the Eagles. That’s way above average for him. We’ll see if they do that again.

I looked at my old previews and I picked the Eagles two years ago (27-20) because I think I legitimately felt worried about that pass rush going up against Mahomes on the high-ankle sprain, and of course the Eagles offense had the edge against a young, middling KC defense. But I picked the Chiefs outright (by 4 points each time) against the 49ers in 2019 and 2023, so I didn’t do a reverse jinx or anything.

I’m not going to do one here either, because I don’t have any strong negative feelings about the 2024 Eagles like I did for say Buffalo, the No. 1 team on my Fraud Alert Rating metric. Eagles fans haven’t even given me any shit this postseason, and I’ve said this game is pretty much a coin flip and they have a very fair shot to win it. They are the team more likely to win it by multiple scores if it’s not a one-score game.

But the numbers I trust say the Chiefs (-1.5) usually win these matchups. They’re 6-0 in playoff games with spreads this small. They just find a way to win, and to come this close to a three-peat, I think they find a way to do it one more time. But I don’t expect it to be as high scoring as two years ago because I think both defenses are better and the game won’t have a ton of possessions.

Final: Chiefs 24, Eagles 21 (MVP: Patrick Mahomes)

NFL 2024 Conference Championship Predictions: Historic Day Edition

We’re here. About 12 hours from the point I’m writing this, they’ll kick off the NFC Championship Game, and that will begin what could be one of the most important days in NFL history depending on how these games go.

Just think of all the history and streaks on the line today:

  • The Chiefs can become the first team to reach the Super Bowl after repeating, putting them one win away from the three-peat.
  • A 10th-straight playoff win would also tie the Patriots for the all-time record.
  • The Chiefs have gone 8 straight games without a giveaway (NFL record).
  • The Chiefs have won 16 straight one-score games (NFL record).
  • The Bills have 8 giveaways in 19 games (NFL record for any season or any 19-game span).
  • The Bills have not lost the turnover battle in 21 straight games (longest streak in Super Bowl era).
  • The Bills are the only team since at least 1992 to have 0 lost fumbles by non-quarterbacks.
  • The Bills could break the Five-Year Rule if they win the Super Bowl in Year 7 of Sean McDermott/Josh Allen as no team has ever won its first Super Bowl starting the same quarterback for the same coach for more than five years.
  • The Commanders can become the first team in NFL history to reach the Super Bowl with a rookie quarterback (Jayden Daniels).
  • The Commanders can become the first team in NFL history to score at least 18 points in 20 consecutive games in a season.
  • The Eagles, well, they’re playing too. I guess Saquon Barkley can still set the single-season rushing record (playoffs included).

That’s a lot of stuff. I absolutely have a preferred rooting interest in seeing Commanders-Chiefs in two weeks. Unfortunately, that feels like the least likely outcome. I also have a very strong objection to seeing Bills-Eagles in two weeks. Unfortunately, that feels like the most likely outcome, or at least second right now. But crazier things have happened, and you can’t argue with these facts that add a lot of drama to the day:

  • The Commanders are the only team to beat the Eagles since October, and the only team to score more than 23 points against them in that time.
  • The Bills are the only team to beat the Chiefs’ starters this season, and the only team to score 30 points on that starting defense in the last two seasons.

Home teams usually win this round, but these teams have shown vulnerabilities despite their winning ways, and they are facing the teams arguably best equipped to beat them. That’s what makes it so interesting.

And while people are bitching left and right about officiating, let’s not lose the plot on turnovers this week. None of these final four teams have a giveaway in the playoffs. That’s never happened before since they’ve done this round in 1970. The teams who lose are likely going to suffer some devastating turnovers today that will go down in playoff infamy.

This Week’s Articles

NFL Conference Championship Predictions

Commanders at Eagles (-6.5)

I said in my preview and picks I was taking the Commanders, but can I get a redo? I’m just getting a bad vibe with the Commanders having some big losses in the trenches (Cosmi and DaRon Payne) on both sides of the ball. They were already at a disadvantage against the Eagles, who have the better defense, better run game/OL, and are home.

It’s a lot to overcome, but maybe if Jalen Hurts’ mobility is limited, that will be a great equalizer for this game. They still have Barkley, and I expect him to carve up the Commanders again. But they beat him running for 150 yards last time. The Rams were 13 yards away from beating this team with Barkley going for 200 again. Hell, the Browns (with Predator), Jaguars (with Trevor Lawrence playing terrible), and the Panthers (until the raccoon eater dropped the TD) all nearly won in Philly this year.

A team on a 7-game winning streak can beat this Philadelphia team. I know we should fade rookies in this spot, but what if Daniels is just that 1 of 1 rookie who makes history by getting to the Super Bowl? He’s already carrying the team like a veteran and doing things this postseason no one else has done (forget experience level):

https://twitter.com/ScottKacsmar/status/1882934544984334827

It’s asking a lot of Daniels, but I think he can outplay Hurts, withstand the impact of Barkley, and the Commanders just need a turnover or two to pull off the upset and go to the Super Bowl. We’re overdue for a No. 6 seed going on a miracle run.

Final: Commanders 24, Eagles 20

Bills at Chiefs (-1.5)

The theme for this game for me is turnovers. In fact, I wouldn’t be surprised if the team that has a turnover meltdown loses this game by 10+ points. Which team is more likely to do that? Well, the Bills have fewer turnovers than the Chiefs and are much better at creating takeaways on defense, so that’s an easy call.

However, how crazy would it be if the game didn’t feature a single turnover? Not that crazy. The 42-36 “13 Seconds” game between these teams didn’t have a turnover. The 2024 Chiefs are also the first team in NFL history to play 5 games in a season where neither team turned it over. The only giveaway by either team in the last 8 games was Josh Allen’s deep ball intercepted by the Patriots. That’s it.

Referees are unfortunately the other big talking point. After the absurd reaction to the officiating in KC’s last game, which has been a running theme since the Bengals game in Week 2, I’m not sure the officiating won’t be overcorrected in this game to the point where the Chiefs can’t buy an easy call and are getting hit for the most ridiculous stuff to “balance” things out for the masses of idiots out there.

Every time you threaten the league with a conspiracy that it’s rigged for one team, I’d expect some kind of overcorrection. Maybe it’s calling a phantom DPI on the Chiefs on 3rd-and-long, a dubious roughing penalty for a hit on Josh Allen, and you can count on the Chiefs to get hit for holding to wipe out some good offensive gains (it’s a problem for them period).

Even the ref assignment reeks of “that’ll teach them” as the Chiefs are just 6-5 when Clete Blakeman is their ref, including some of the toughest losses in the Mahomes era (2018 AFC-CG, 54-51, their last home loss on Christmas 2023). He’s flag happy, and that’s not promising.

Purely from a matchup standpoint, the Chiefs should be healthier and have more players to help them in Week 11. I’m still not sold they didn’t try hard to win that game, but 4 targets for Kelce, not a single rush by Mahomes, and some other weird things like overuse of play-action and no QB spy on 4th & 2 vs. Allen tells me they were experimenting and should have some tricks up their sleeves this time Also, getting Nazeeh Johnson away from the field to play Jaylen Watson at corner should help.

Expecting the Bills to have edges at turnovers and refs, I think you also have to give them a better OL advantage. I’m still not sure the Chiefs aren’t hurting themselves by moving Joe Thuney to guard instead of keeping him there and playing DJ Humphries at left tackle. Might be taking away from the run, and that’s another issue. I think Hunt deserves more touches than Pacheco. The Chiefs have all these new, moving pieces (Hopkins, Hollywood) and I’m not sure they’ve figured out how to utilize them all properly yet. The margin for error has been tiny all year and they only lost one game, but it was also to their opponent today. That’s not good news. Harrison Butker also concerns me this year.

Andy Reid has lost 4 title games at home in his career, including twice with Mahomes after getting swept by the 2018 Pats and 2021 Bengals. The 2024 Bills could certainly join that list. It’s hard to bet against the Chiefs after last year’s title run, and then going 16-1 with starters, but maybe the Bills finally have enough to get the job done here.

This feels like a coin flip game and I don’t mean OT. It could just come down to Buffalo finishing +1 in turnovers and beating the Chiefs at their own game by walking that defense down the field for a GW FG with no time left (Tyler Bass’ redemption) after a Pacheco fumble. Yeah, that’s a 1990 NFC-CG Roger Craig reference, the closest three-peat attempt ever. The Chiefs should be properly motivated, but they’ve been playing with fire all year and I fear the Bills are the only team that can burn them in the AFC a step short of glory.

Final: Bills 27, Chiefs 24

NFL 2024 Divisional Round Predictions: The “Oh Fvck, It’s Finally Here” Edition

It’s been a pretty long week building up to my favorite NFL week of the year. After a lackluster Wild Card Weekend, I’m ready for some real drama and memorable moments that I think this round, short of a classic Super Bowl, provides the best.

Do we get it? That’s hard to say. I think these four games have a lot of potential for volatility to them.

  • Are the Chiefs rusty as hell with this 24-day window since playing the Steelers, or do they look sharp and easily get past a Houston team that flopped 34-10 in this spot a year ago after one decent half in Baltimore?
  • Does Jayden Daniels only grow his legend in Detroit in a close game, or is this payback for 1991 NFC-CG (41-10 win by Washington) and another rookie QB gets routed on the road in the playoffs by a +222 scoring differential juggernaut? I do like that it’s indoors given this week is cold as fvck and that’s probably going to hamper the other games.
  • Do Saquon Barkley and Derrick Henry just run wild over the Rams and Bills again, or will Jalen Hurts and Lamar Jackson actually need to throw the ball for more than 150 yards this week? And can Jackson do it in the cold without his best wide receiver (Zay Flowers)?

All I know is home teams were 5-1 last week. The team who won the previous game was 3-1 in rematches. Only one losing team scored more than 14 points. Washington was the team that broke through for all three stats. Let’s see what happens this time around.

This Week’s Articles

NFL Divisional Round Predictions

At least we’ll get my main rooting interest this weekend out of the way first.

Texans at Chiefs (-8.5)

The Chiefs win a playoff game by more than one possession? Surely you jest. But I am nervous about this one, just because it’d be a devastating blow to see the three-peat end with this opponent in the divisional round. Losing next week to either team is whatever. It’s logical. This would even be logical if the Texans had Stefon Diggs and Tank Dell, but instead they’re limping in with only Nico Collins and JAGS while hoping the defense gets a bunch of takeaways. Let’s not forget how bad Houston looked in the first half last week, which says a lot about how bad the Chargers were.

But it’s the rust thing too. 24 days off for starters is historic. I think people are reading this as a criticism of Patrick Mahomes too, but it’s not even about that. I trust him more than anyone on the Chiefs to show up. But what if it is a slow start on both sides of the ball, and you see the Chiefs get into trouble the way they did against Houston in the 2019 AFC-D when they fell behind 24-0? That’s dropped passes, a blown coverage TD on defense, a special teams mistake, etc. — All things this team is clearly capable of doing in 2024 too.

What they’re not capable of doing in 2024 anymore is coming back from a 24-0 deficit in the blink of an eye. They’ve been too methodical on offense and don’t have the big runs and YAC plays to get it done like that anymore. The Chiefs are also riding a record-tying streak of 7 games without a turnover, so that could snap in this game but they better just hope it’s not multiple turnovers or that they lose the battle there by multiple turnovers. Defense can contribute too.

But yeah, I could see someone like Jaylen Watson taking a misstep or missing an assignment in his first game since October. He has the best excuse to be rusty for the Chiefs in this game.

The Chiefs losing this game would plague hell on my mentions this weekend. But for the people talking about point differential, let’s not forget the Texans are 372 points scored, 372 points allowed this season. That’s not an impressive team. C.J. Stroud has yet to win a playoff game where his defense/ST allowed more than a net 3 points.

I think the Chiefs are playing with fire in a way that isn’t really their fault because of scheduling, getting the No. 1 seed, and injuries to key players. But working in a new LT (Humphries or Tuney) and WRs (Hollywood) this late in the year against a good pass rush isn’t the greatest. Of course, Week 16 happened too, and that’s why I’m not that concerned.

Just survive the first half and the Chiefs should be fine. But no, I’m not picking them to cover. This is the Kansas City special. They don’t cover but they still win.

Final: Chiefs 24, Texans 17

Commanders at Lions (-9.5)

Pretty cool to see the only two teams in NFL history to have 3 games in a season with 0 punts/turnovers face each other in the playoffs. I hope it is a 4th-down fever dream from both sides with dazzling plays and second guessing all night — a game so weird that David Lynch is looking down and nodding in approval.

I like those stats that the Lions have failed to win by 10 points in 8-of-9 games where they allowed 20 points and also in games where they turn it over once. I think Washington can achieve both of those things in this game, especially the scoring since they’ve had at least 18 in every game.

But it’s tough for a rookie to win games like this, and Daniels already exceeded expectations last week. Still, I’m going with the same score I had last week, the same score the Commanders lost in Baltimore this year.

Final: Lions 30, Commanders 23

Rams at Eagles (-6.5)

Yeah, you’re not going to convince me this probably won’t be the worst game this weekend. I just don’t care for watching the Eagles most of the time, and that GB game last week is a pretty solid example for why. I wish they showed a little more care in throwing the ball, but maybe this game will get it from them.

But I expect Saquon Barkley to do well without the 70-yard touchdown runs this time. You just can’t stop that line from dominating right now. Then you have an LA team on the road that hasn’t topped 20 offensive points in any of Stafford’s last 4 starts. He’s become so dependent on Puka Nacua. They haven’t scored much on the Eagles the last two years. I have very low hopes for the Rams in this one, but I do think McVay is a better coach than Sirianni, and that defense has been playing very well in the last month. You never know.

Final: Eagles 23, Rams 14

Ravens at Bills (+1.5)

I see we’re already doing that thing where “Lamar should win as the favorite” in a game where the spread has gone from Buffalo -1 to Ravens -1.5, which is still tiny as these teams are so close this year they even have the same scoring differential (+157).

More than Half of my 6,000-word AFC preview was spent on this game, so I’ve said a lot about it already.. But my main takeaway has been this:

I said it before the season that the Ravens bomb in the playoffs because they try to be the offense they aren’t with throwing the ball and leaning on Lamar to do everything. They can’t do that in this game, especially with Zay Flowers out. I think if the Ravens play bully ball and stick with the run and 2-TE formations and Lamar does very well as a dual-threat, then the Ravens have a very good chance of winning this game. Their D has been the best at limiting points in the second half of the season and they already held Buffalo to a season-low 10 points.

But do I trust the Ravens to do that if they fall behind 7 or 10 points? Will they just panic again and abandon Henry and lead Lamar into trouble in what could be the coldest game of his career? This guy is dressed like Ralphie in A Christmas Story in Houston weather. He’s going to be freezing in Buffalo.

If the game was in Baltimore, I don’t think I’d be questioning it as much. But I’m more in the camp that I need to see this team do something differently in a game like this before I believe fully in them to pull it off. So yeah, I’m probably in that mindset that if the Ravens win this game, they’ll beat the Chiefs next week as I said after Week 1 they’ll feel good for the rematch. And if it’s Houston, then hell yeah they’re going to the Super Bowl. Both of these teams will feel SB bound if that first game Saturday goes Houston’s way.

But that’s the thing. I don’t think this game is going to live up to the hype because of the weather and the fact that QB duels rarely pan out in the playoffs. It’s the defense. It’s the better OL/running game. It’s turnovers, which Buffalo better watch out for cause they are long overdue for some fumbles going against them. It’s rarely the QBs, and the four Jackson-Allen games to date haven’t been QB masterclasses at all.

Do the Ravens still win ugly games? Because they might have to here. Haven’t won a game without scoring 28 points this year, but it could happen here if the defense shows up against Allen. I don’t see the Ravens scoring 28 at all. The under 51.5 is one of my favorite picks this week, and if you’re betting on the Ravens to lose, you should probably consider under 16.5 alternate points (think it’s like +500) to keep in line with the “Lamar scores his season low in the playoffs” stat.

But I think it is a coin flip game. The Ravens are more battle tested. They kicked Buffalo’s ass already. They’re better built for this weather right now. But they just have to show us that they can adapt in a playoff game and handle the pressure on the road.

Also, I hope I’m wrong about this game. I hope it is a QB classic, but I just don’t see it living up to 2021 Allen-Mahomes in the divisional round. But the funny thing about that game is the legacy would be even greater if the Chiefs won the Super Bowl that year. They didn’t even get there, losing to the Bengals the following week.

And that’s my other point about this game. For the winner, don’t get too cocky. All this hype about the MVP and this game, it doesn’t mean a damn thing if your team just goes into Kansas City next week and loses again, putting that team one game away from a three-peat, the closest anyone’s ever been.

This is not the end, but it is for one of these teams.

Final: Bills 24, Ravens 20

NFL 2024 Wild Card Predictions: Legacy Shaping Edition

We’ve made it to the NFL playoffs and I really like this wild card slate since I don’t think any game is close to a sure thing no matter what the spreads say. Every NFC game is a rematch and we have another AFC North game between the Steelers and Ravens that I think could change the trajectory of those franchises as the 2nd-biggest game in Steelers-Ravens history after the 2008 AFC Championship Game.

Friday also saw the AP release the All-Pro teams, and the big news was Lamar Jackson getting 30 votes to 18 for Josh Allen (2 for Joe Burrow) for the first-team All-Pro quarterback selection. Unless the AP wants to reverse decades of voting standards, that should mean that Jackson will win his third MVP.

Maybe common sense won out, but I’ll just add that this only increases the pressure on Lamar to perform Saturday night. You can’t be going one-and-done as a 9.5-point home favorite to a reeling Steelers team and expect to ever get another MVP nod or have your regular seasons taken seriously.

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NFL 2024 Wild Card Predictions

I guess in the past I used to do longer previews here, but since I’ve already covered all six games other places this week, I’m just ready to recap some last second thoughts and give my final score predictions here.

Chargers at Texans (+3)

Late-night thought: Remember when Alex Smith had the game of his life (299 yards, 3 TD) in his first playoff game under Jim Harbaugh against the 2011 Saints? Remember when Colin Kaepernick had the game of his life (263 passing yards, QB record 181 rushing yards) in his first playoff game under Harbaugh against the 2012 Packers? That’d be pretty cool if Justin Herbert put on a masterpiece performance for his first NFL playoff win under Harbaugh’s guidance this afternoon.

I think the potential is there if his tackles hold up against those talented edge rushers. If you block Houston, you can pick that defense apart, which is why I like Ladd McConkey to have a big game and score in his playoff debut.

Still, I think we might be underrating Houston in the sense that they shouldn’t be expected to get crushed 31-2 like they did against the Ravens on Christmas. Between that game and 34-7 in Minnesota, they’ve had those blowouts on their resume, but this team despite all the flaws has played the Packers, Chiefs, and Lions tough this year while also beating Buffalo.

Throw in the Chargers being cursed, and it wouldn’t shock me at all to see a one-score game late. The Chargers have looked very good down the stretch but the Texans aren’t the Patriots and Raiders, and the Texans also won in this spot last year against a favored Cleveland team while their receivers outside of Nico Collins were injured.

I think it’ll be a decent game and I’m still going to trust the Chargers to pull through and win it. I like that the Chargers have yet to allow more than 20 points on the road all season long, which is getting to be one of the longest streaks in modern NFL history. It’s also a much better story to write about next week if they get to face the Chiefs for a third time.

Final: Chargers 27, Texans 20

Steelers at Ravens (-9.5)

Like I said above, I think this game could really have a huge butterfly effect on where these franchises head next. The loser could very well be on the fast track to firing their long-time head coach. If the Ravens win, it could even propel them to a Super Bowl run (finally).

The Steelers have basically repeated the 2016 AFC Championship Game in every playoff game since, so I’m over this team being anywhere near competent this time of year. They come in on a 4-game losing streak, only the third NFL playoff team to do that, and it’s hard to see things getting better here. Their saving grace is past success against Baltimore, intimate knowledge of the Ravens, (third meeting since 11/17), Zay Flowers (knee) is out, and the defense has already held this offense to its worst game of 2024.

And then there’s the Lamar Jackson playoff effect. He has to turn that around this season, but the fact that he’s admitted to being too amped up for past games and that it’s in his head this week doesn’t give me the greatest hope that he’s going to get it done.

But losing this game would be the worst yet as the Ravens are playing much better football than the Steelers, they have the No. 1 defense since Week 11 again, and I can’t stress this enough: the Steelers have allowed 31+ points in 5 straight playoff games. No other team has done that in three games. The standard is the standard.

I’ll knock the scoring down a peg out of respect for the rivalry, but I think the line is spot on.

Final: Ravens 27, Steelers 17

Broncos at Bills (-8.5)

I already got into it with my multiple previews for this game about Buffalo’s turnover regression that should happen during the playoffs. They have just 8 giveaways all year and no one but Josh Allen has lost a fumble. They’re +14 in fumble recoveries, tied for the 2nd-best out of 798 teams since 2000. Turnovers (4 of them) are why they lost to Denver at home a year ago on a Monday night. It’s the easiest, most logical way for Denver to get the upset edge here.

But I also think Bo Nix has done a good job of scoring points down the stretch and I expect Denver to exploit some things in a Buffalo defense that relies on turnovers (again, regression there too) to get the job done.

At the end of the day, I still can’t pick the rookie quarterback on the No. 7 seed on the road in an early body clock game against an experienced playoff team. But if Skylar Thompson can lose a playoff game in Buffalo by 3 points, then I think Denver can do it too.

Final: Bills 27, Broncos 24

Packers at Eagles (-4.5)

It’s Tom Brady calling a game for FOX, so it’s going to be a boring rout, right? Or does he only do that for Dallas games? Either way, I’m not overly thrilled with this one because I think the Packers have disappointed in every big game this season, and they were my Super Bowl pick before the year, mind you. They already lost to the Eagles in Brazil on a poor field. I guess there’s some drama with how Jalen Hurts will look after a few weeks out with a concussion, but he has so much talent around him that I don’t think he has to be great to win here. Just don’t offer up all those turnover opportunities like in Week 1.

Jordan Love’s elbow might be a bigger question mark. I think that could bother him in challenging a very good coverage unit. I don’t think they can rely on Jacobs as reliably as the Eagles could with Saquon.

Final: Eagles 27, Packers 16

Commanders at Buccaneers (-3)

Another Week 1 rematch, I think it goes to Tampa Bay again as the Commanders don’t have enough defense to slow down the Bucs, and I think Jayden Daniels is going to end up leading his team in rushing again as a one-man show. It’s just really hard to win in the playoffs on the road with a rookie quarterback without an elite defense. But if anyone can make this a shootout and have a chance at the end, Daniels could make this interesting.

Final: Buccaneers 30, Commanders 23

Vikings at Rams (+2.5)

I like my standalone preview for this game that tells the story of why this should be different for Minnesota from Week 8, why I still want to trust Sam Darnold to figure it out, and why I am worried that Matthew Stafford has turned into a Puka Nacua merchant in the last month and isn’t putting up yards or points.

The game moving to Arizona because of the fires is the final piece for why I like the Vikings to get the win this time.

Final: Vikings 23, Rams 17

There was a lot of playoff research I didn’t get around to this week as I learned it’s just so much work to try recapping the regular season and preparing for six playoff games in 5 days. But I’m hoping to get to it in the coming weeks.

There will be a Part 5 of the LOAT series (Mahomes vs. Brady) during the playoffs. I think I might have to wait until after the divisional round to do it instead of this coming week though.