NFL Super Bowl LVIII: 49ers vs. Chiefs Predictions

The buildup for the Super Bowl seems to get longer every year. But we made it to another one this weekend, and I think the potential is there for a great game between the San Francisco 49ers and Kansas City Chiefs.

I’ve been writing a ton of articles the last 2 weeks, including some that have nothing to do with this game like the top 5 Super Bowl matchups we didn’t get. I’m burned out a bit and just eagerly awaiting tomorrow’s game that will kick off 24 hours from the minute I’m writing this paragraph.

Super Bowl Articles:

I think that’s all of them.

Super Bowl LVIII Picks

One more time this season, here are my bets for the big game:

After 2 weeks and many hours of research and thousands of typed words, the game comes down to this for me:

Can the 49ers get a dominant game out of Christian McCaffrey to attack the weakness of the KC defense and help protect the nerves of Brock Purdy and the weakness of the offense (pass protection) against a top pass rush and set of corners?

I really think that is the main story in the game and a matter of attacking the Chiefs like Buffalo did with safe passes that move the chains thanks to a steady run game too. Purdy needs easy completions and to not be facing that blitz all night cause he will make mistakes that lose the game for San Francisco. Ride CMC here.

On the other side, same as it ever was. Can the Chiefs avoid or at least severely limit the mistakes that plagued them in their losses this year with drops by the WRs, penalties by the WR/OT, and fumbles by everyone? Can they stop calling the gadget shit and just run a normal play to extend a drive? Can they keep Mecole Hardman and Kadarius Toney’s asses on the sideline for any offensive snaps?

If the Chiefs protect the ball, they have a great chance to repeat here. But it’s such an interesting matchup of recent trends vs. season trends here. Not just the ball security stuff, but the way the Chiefs allowed the fewest points after halftime, scored the 3rd-fewest too, and the 49ers scored the most points after halftime while allowing the 2nd-fewest 4th quarter points. That points to a San Francisco team that can come back this time like they did in the first two playoff games, and it may be the Chiefs who are leaning on defense to close things out this time.

Or it could just revert back to their old ways. The front-running 49ers under Kyle Shanahan get out to a double-digit lead like all 3 teams that have faced Mahomes in the Super Bowl have done, but the Chiefs have that ability to string together scores and come back. Definitely going to be fun to see which game script wins out here.

I keep coming down on my score predictions. My gut was 30-27 on Championship Sunday night. Then I came down to 27-23 where I thought I’d stay at. But now I’m thinking it’s the 24-20 final that Super Bowl LIV should have had before Damien Williams had to cost me a $400 win on my Chiefs by exactly 4 bet with a touchdown he didn’t need to make it 31-20. But 24-20 is the kind of score the Chiefs have flirted with often in big games this year, and usually they came out on the wrong end (Lions, Eagles, Bills). This time I think they make the big play in the 4th quarter.

Did I mention all of those scores (30-27, 27-23, 24-20) had the Chiefs winning? It actually scares me just how easily I’ve picked KC the whole 2 weeks here. I usually have an easy time setting them up as a legit underdog where I’m quite skeptical they’ll win the game. But for some reason, I just feel confident about this one, and that bugs me a lot.

But I just think Purdy has the big game mistakes you expect from a young QB in this spot, and the Chiefs have been so reliable on defense this year. This shouldn’t be a 38-35 game like last year, but the Chiefs won that too with Mahomes on a high-ankle sprain and now he’s healthy for this one. I just think it’s hard to bet against him, but I do see the path for a San Francisco victory. I’m just not trusting their defense enough to take it. If you gave this offense the 2019 San Francisco defense, then hands down I am picking the 49ers to win this game. But that’s just not the case in 2023.

I’ll be back tomorrow night with a season-ending recap of it all. Hopefully it’ll be a memorable night cause the more I see the TD odds getting worse for CMC and the field, the more worried I am we’re getting some 17-9 dud as this season has been filled with island game disappointments. But let’s think positively and that both teams will score at least 20 points and give us a lot to talk about.

Final: Chiefs 24, 49ers 20 (Super Bowl MVP: Patrick Mahomes)

NFL 2023 Conference Championship Game Predictions

After a long week, it’s almost time for Championship Sunday. Both No. 1 seeds are favored but crazier things have happened before. Final score predictions below.

This Week’s Articles

NFL Conference Championship Game Predictions

Here is my grid for picks this weekend. Many of the props are explained in the links above.

Chiefs at Ravens (-4.5)

It seems like every year when the Chiefs are in a big game like this, I go back to my Super Bowl LIV preview before they beat the 2019 49ers and the same logic applies to the next game.

This is a game that a team like the Ravens should win most of the time. They have home-field advantage (a good one at that), they have the No. 1 defense, No. 1 running game, a quarterback playing with a chip on his shoulder who is about to get the MVP award again, the best kicker in the game, a coach who has won big games before, and they have killed some top teams this year. Meanwhile, the Chiefs are challenged at wide receiver, have a poor turnover differential, don’t often start games well, don’t protect the ball well, and it probably is going to rain during the game to possibly exacerbate these ball security issues with drops and fumbles against a ball-hawking defense and front-running team.

All that said, the Chiefs have Patrick Mahomes, and that usually is good enough to win the game. He’s 3-1 against the Ravens and would be 4-0 if CEH didn’t fumble in game-winning field goal territory in the last matchup in 2021. He’s 12-2 against top 5 defenses (7-0 away from Arrowhead), he’s 13-3 in the playoffs, and he’s 8-3 as an underdog. He even comes into this game with his best defense as this is a matchup of the top two scoring defenses, so that differential is more on his side this week than in past big games this time of year.

If the Chiefs can cut down on their mistakes, and Kadarius Toney is inactive again (that helps), I think they win the game. But the Ravens were my preseason Super Bowl pick, Lamar Jackson was my Super Bowl MVP pick, and I’ve been predicting doom in the playoffs for the Chiefs since October:

Not going to change my pick now, so here we go. KC to cover but another egregious mistake by one of Mahomes’ teammates costs them the repeat bid.

Final: Ravens 24, Chiefs 21

Lions at 49ers (-7.5)

It sounds like Deebo Samuel is playing, which doesn’t help Detroit’s cause as they try to make their first Super Bowl. In a weird way, I think if the Chiefs win the first game, the Lions are winning this game to set up that rematch from opening night. Otherwise, it’s No. 1 vs. No. 1 in the SB, and I’m not sure how many times I can keep writing for 2 weeks how Brock Purdy needs to protect the ball better against that defense this time.

But isn’t that always the case with Purdy and this team? They don’t have normal weaknesses, and they actually showed they could win a close game and overcome some adversity last week against Green Bay. If he doesn’t throw a pick parade, you have to like their chances against anybody, but I am looking to see how the defense fares against one of the best offenses they’ll see this year.

The problem is Detroit comes in with the No. 23 defense and has allowed 5 straight quarterbacks to pass for 345+ yards. They’ve still gone 4-1 in those games and would have been 5-0 if not for a certain ending in Dallas, but that kind of bad secondary play is going to catch up to you, and the 49ers obviously scheme open receivers better than any team in the league. That’s why I love Brandon Aiyuk to step up and dominate this week, though the return of Deebo could hurt that. Watch it be a George Kittle masterclass instead. That’s the problem for Detroit, the 49ers are just loaded.

But I am going to be keenly watching for how aggressive Dan Campbell is as a road underdog. He’s had it a little easy at home as a favorite these last two playoff games. Curious to see how many 4th downs he goes for, if he does anything like a fake punt or surprise onside to steal a possession. Anything to win the game.

But in the end, I think the 49ers are too balanced and simply better than the Lions, so I have to go with the home team. But the Lions should be able to cover even if it’s through the backdoor.

Final: 49ers 30, Lions 23

NFL 2023 Divisional Round Predictions

It’s finally here. My favorite weekend of the NFL year.

But I recall being very disappointed with last year’s divisional round.

  • Patrick Mahomes had the high-ankle sprain against Jacksonville, which took some shine off that game.
  • The Giants didn’t even show up in Philadelphia.
  • The Bengals jumped all over Buffalo in another game that was over (competitively) very fast.
  • Then the Cowboys and 49ers played a decent game that ended 19-12.

It was a major dud compared to two seasons ago (2021 season) when we had the single best divisional round ever.

  • The Bengals survived 9 sacks in Tennessee to upset the No. 1 seed.
  • The 49ers shocked the Packers in Green Bay thanks to special teams.
  • The Rams looked like they sent Tom Brady into retirement in Tampa.
  • The Bills and Chiefs scored 31 points after the 2-minute warning in a 42-36 overtime classic.

We’ll see what we get this time, and two of the games are rematches from 2 years ago. Oddly enough, we almost had 3 rematches if the Rams would have pulled off the only close finish in the wild card round, but they lost 24-23.

That’s one of the things I’m looking at this week. We’ve had 22 straight quarters without a lead change this postseason. We already have 5 wire-to-wire wins (recent record is 8 in 2020) with 7 games to go this postseason. We have the No. 1 seeds nearly favored by 10 points, and even the Lions are a 6.5-point home favorite. But I think there is potential for more drama this weekend.

In 16 of the last 18 seasons, at least one home team lost in the divisional round (exceptions: 2015 and 2018).

This Week’s Articles

NFL Divisional Round Predictions

Let’s start with my chart of stuff I’m betting on this week, which includes most of the picks from the links above.

Yes, I put both BUF and KC in the ML picks because I will certainly be making bets for each scenario. I think it’s as big of a coin flip game as any this weekend. If you want my official pick you just have to scroll a couple centimeters cause I’m giving the final score picks right here.

Texans at Ravens (-9.5)

I certainly don’t think the Ravens have accomplished enough in the playoffs to trust them to take care of business here. But I have my concerns with Houston being down receivers and having an inconsistent defense. The “rookie quarterback on the road against No. 1 defense” is also obviously a huge hurdle to overcome, even if C.J. Stroud is a special case. I think Houston’s best hope is an early turnover or mistake from the Ravens (tipped pick or failed 4th down) and to get up on the scoreboard and let that pressure mount on the top seed. Houston’s lack of turnovers is a real positive in this matchup, because you can’t feed the Ravens short fields and make this easier for them.

Nothing this weekend would really shock me. None of these upsets would be on the level of the 2010 Jets in New England a month after 45-3 happened. This wouldn’t even be the worst loss by a Baltimore team as a No. 1 seed. In fact, that 2019 upset by the Titans is what makes this less of a surprise if it happens. But I think the Ravens have their best scoring playoff game under Lamar and get the win (but not the cover) over an impressive Stroud who will be the overwhelming favorite to repeat in the AFC South next year and be a top MVP candidate.

Final: Ravens 27, Texans 19

Packers at 49ers (-9.5)

Remember when the Packers were the front-running team that you just had to punch in the face early and take control of the game? The 49ers used to do that to them all the time in big games. In a way, that’s still possible in this matchup as Jordan Love is going to face a tougher challenge than he did a week ago in Dallas. But that game was good prep work for this one as the Cowboys and 49ers were both historical teams this year at winning games by big margins and rarely having to play from behind. That’s why I love the idea of Green Bay taking the ball first if they can like they did last week and getting off to that good start and making Brock Purdy play from behind.

But I think with an extra week to prepare and a better coaching staff, the 49ers are going to have a plan and have too much talent for the Packers to overcome this year. But just like with Baltimore, who also rested starters in Week 18 and had a bye week, watch out if there’s that early sign of rust and a mistake that the Packers can capitalize on. Remember, the Ravens and 49ers barely won any close games this year, so if you can challenge them early and make them uncomfortable, all the pressure is on them to win these games. That’s why I have some hope we could see at least one close finish, if not an upset out of these Saturday games.

Final: 49ers 30, Packers 23

Buccaneers at Lions (-6.5)

I don’t take much away from the 20-6 game these teams played in Week 6. The Detroit defense has gotten worse, the Tampa offense has gotten better. I think both teams score at least 20 and we get a nice little aerial show out of Goff and Mayfield. I like Evans and St. Brown to both score. But I like that Goff has a history of stepping up against Bowles’ blitz and carrying the offense in those games. The spread would probably be a little lower if I set the line for this game, but it should be a nice appetizer before Sunday’s main event. I’m just going to trust the Lions at home to get the job done again. A game similar to last week but with more balanced scoring over the two halves.

Final: Lions 30, Buccaneers 24

Chiefs at Bills (-2.5)

I think the top AFC preview, Upset Alert, and Scott’s Seven Pick linked above did my talking for me in great detail about this game already. My preseason pick was the Chiefs settling for the #3 seed because they lost to the #2 seed Bills in December. Then I had the Bills beating #7 Pittsburgh in the wild card, then I had them beating the #3 Chiefs in the divisional round to set up an AFC title game in Baltimore against the #1 seed next week.

Why change the pick now when we’re so close to that all happening? Having said that, I still think you see an upset this weekend, and this is still the game most likely to produce it. The closer we get to kickoff, the more I like the Chiefs’ chances as I think Buffalo’s injuries are relevant not just on defense, but they don’t have Gabe Davis to take some attention away down the field and free up Stefon Diggs, who had his worst game of the season in Arrowhead.

I also think the road game thing is overblown for Mahomes, who has been fantastic on the road in his career and will likely relish this challenge this week. He’s also 7-3 SU and 8-1-1 as an underdog in his career. Yeah, I’m already repeating things I wrote several times this week, so I would highly recommend reading those links above for my full thoughts on this game.

I just think the defenses play well enough to keep the score down (no 42-36 this time), and it’ll come down to who makes the big mistake or the big stop at the end. Just like it has the last 3 times these teams have met. And in the end, I’ve been saying all year how the Chiefs’ mistakes (the league-leading drops, the annoying penalties on the OL and one huge one on Kadarius Toney, the obligatory fumble, etc.) are going to kill them come playoff time when they’re on the road trying to keep up with another top quarterback and they have this WR room holding them back.

So, I stuck with the gut.

Final: Bills 24, Chiefs 21

Enjoy the last big slate (4 windows) of the 2023 season.

NFL 2023 Wild Card Predictions

We’ve reached the NFL playoffs, and for what feels like the fourth or fifth weekend in a row, I’m writing this after 3 AM and feeling sick. This time it’s the full-on deep cough and a slight fever, so I may have picked up the flu or something this week. A lot of stuff going around out there.

But I felt better earlier this week when I put in over 12,000 words on playoff previews, I may have gone a little overboard with that, and I wanted to share those links since they are my full previews these days. I no longer have to prepare games just for my blog while maybe only doing 2 games in detail like back in the day. But you tend to forget just how big a 6-game playoff slate is until you start writing these out. But it’s one of my favorite things to do each year, and I like to try holding back on the better teams to have more material for future rounds assuming they make it. So far, the No. 7 seed is 0-6 against the No. 2 seed since 2020, but you never know when the Cowboys and Bills are involved.

We also have some extreme weather in the AFC games I’m most invested in this week, so that could be weird. For the love of Christ, the Chiefs better not even think of running cutesy trick plays in that -30 wind chill. The obligatory fumble will be plural.

This Week’s Articles

NFL Wild Card Predictions

I’m posting my full grid now that I post on Twitter late on Saturday nights. Not a ton of picks outside of receivers and TD scorers this week.

Browns at Texans: Very interesting game. I think Amari Cooper and Nico Collins both cool down from their most recent explosive performances (Cooper in Houston, Collins in Indy), and I really like David Njoku to be a big target for Joe Flacco, who I expect to play well again. But he is volatile and I like him to throw a pick. But in the end, I’m going to trust Cleveland’s defense to make enough plays to escape this one with a win.

Browns 24, Texans 20

Dolphins at Chiefs: I’ve called the Dolphins a paper tiger since October. Now they play in a freezing cold game against a defense that already held them in check in Germany. The Dolphins are also more banged up. Look, I think the Chiefs are in for a tough postseason and I picked them before the season to finish No. 3 and lose in Buffalo in the divisional round. I’m not backing down from that right now when we’re this close to making it happen. But the Chiefs better hope they don’t make the deadly mistakes with ball security to give the Dolphins a chance.

Chiefs 20, Dolphins 14

Steelers at Bills: Steelers are 2-12-1 when T.J. Watt doesn’t play at least 50% of the defensive snaps since 2017. He’s out this week, but what kind of game is it going to be when there could be several inches of lake-effect snow? I think this really favors Pittsburgh to keep it closer than it normally would be, and the Steelers have scored at least 16 points in 28 straight playoff games, the record. Even Mason Rudolph has scored 16 points in 12-of-13 career points. I don’t think the weather allows the Steelers to get blown out here.

Bills 21, Steelers 16

Packers at Cowboys: Could be a fun one if Jordan Love is on point, but I think Dallas is too good at home and will shred that Joe Barry-coached defense. But we’ll see if Love has any of that Aaron Rodgers killer instinct in him that always seemed to come out against Dallas (not so much other teams, though).

Cowboys 31, Packers 23

Rams at Lions: Should be the best shootout of the weekend. I think the Lions pull it off and finally end that playoff drought at home. Quality run defense to put the game on Stafford’s shoulders, and I think Dan Campbell’s 4th-down aggression is the difference this time as Sean McVay is very conservative. That will pay off in a cumulative effect over the night.

Lions 30, Rams 27

Eagles at Bucs: The turd of the week, who is even healthy? Jalen Hurts and Baker Mayfield are playing, right? A.J. Brown maybe not? I still have to do prop picks for this game and that’s not going to be easy if we don’t get some clarity on these injuries. But while I don’t think Tampa is a good playoff team or even worthy of being in the tournament, I can’t go through a whole weekend after a regular season like that and only pick the favorite to win each game. So, Tampa is my upset pick (feel better about this if Brown’s ruled out) as I think the Eagles complete their collapse from 10-1 to getting bounced in Tampa in the wild card round.

Bucs 20, Eagles 16

NFL Week 18 Predictions: There Will Be Backups Edition

We’re really down to 29 games left in this NFL season (playoffs included). The regular season finale is already here and all I can really say is expect backups. If they’re going to take away a bye from each conference, teams are going to do what they have to and protect their star players this weekend without much incentive to win. It’s actually laughable how irrelevant the AFC West games are this Sunday with the Chiefs locked into the No. 3 seed and the Broncos-Raiders being the Broncos and the Raiders.

That doesn’t mean there aren’t some things to get excited about this weekend. The Bears-Packers game actually matters for a change and it’s not an easy Green Bay pick on top of it. Hell, this would even be a good SNF pick, but they have that covered with Bills-Dolphins. Just hope it can somehow deliver on the drama cause Buffalo likes to win blowouts and Miami has more injuries. But the drama of the Bills possibly being knocked out of the playoffs after coming up on the short end of another close game would be quite the way to end this regular season.

But my motivation level to write a lot at 3:25 AM on Friday night is very low. I already covered a lot of the games that matter in detail in the links below, and I have little to say about the many games that don’t mean much.

This Week’s Articles

Who Makes the NFL Playoffs in Week 18? – I go through the 5 remaining playoff spots and the 11 teams trying to fill them. Consider this my main preview for Week 18 games.

NFL Week 18 Predictions

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It does feel like one of those Florida teams is going to blow their “win the game against a bad team, win the division” opportunity this Sunday. I’d probably lean Jacksonville since the QB situation is a mess with Trevor Lawrence iffy and C.J. Beathard on the injury report. Ryan Tannehill over Will Levis is probably a positive for the Titans too. Mike Vrabel getting some payback for the Jags taking his division title last year.

But I’m hedging on a lot of these. Take the team you think might pull it off against the spread but still pick the favorite’s ML. That includes the Steelers to start Saturday in a game that could be another 1-to-3 point outcome between those rivals. Don’t discount Baltimore being able to win. We saw it in 2019 with a 28-10 score. Steelers are better than they were that day, but it’s still Mason Rudolph against a team that knows how to play defense. I’m staying away from that scoreboard in bets.

I also picked Washington +13.5 as I feel like the NFC East is contractually obligated to deliver a little drama where it might look like the Cowboys blow this opportunity. Speaking of blown opportunities, the Eagles were -600 to win the NFC East at the midway point of the year. Thanks a lot, Philly. I was counting on that division parlay from the summer to cash this week. Fvcking Drew Lock.

Back Sunday night to recap my preseason picks and the final Sunday in this regular season.

NFL Week 17 Predictions: All Eyes on Baltimore Edition

Whether it was by luck or skill, the NFL has put together quite a great Week 17 schedule for the last bit of narrative building before next week’s finale is all divisional rematches.

You get an excellent choice for Saturday night between the Lions and Cowboys, two teams still competing for a lot in the NFC. We get to see if Dallas is going to simply revert to looking unbeatable at home after a couple of tough road losses. That won’t do them any good in the playoffs if they have to travel every week, and maybe they could even end up in Detroit, a team that’s clinched the NFC North and is now looking for that first playoff win since beating the 1991 Cowboys. This is a big game for them to show how good they are in this NFC.

I’d prefer the big one in Baltimore to be a 4:25 kickoff, but for a change we get a monster game at 1 p.m. on a Sunday. This one has everything from control of the No. 1 seed to the MVP race to Tyreek Hill also pursuing 2,000 yards. Miami is 2-0 against the Ravens since 2021 thanks in part to beating them deep on passes. There was that wild 42-38 comeback win last year, literally the only time Mike McDaniel has beat a quality road opponent in his career. It was also arguably the best game of Lamar Jackson’s career, and we’ll see if he can come close to anything like that again as his stats are not up to par for the MVP he is favored to win. We’ve seen teams falter immediately after getting praised all year, and everything is turning up Baltimore right now. This game has a chance to clean up so many narratives going into the final week.

Later in the afternoon, you’d normally expect big things from Bengals-Chiefs and that growing rivalry, but it is a little different now that the Bengals don’t have Joe Burrow and are in some trouble for the playoffs. But it is still an important game, and the Chiefs need to show up after last week’s embarrassing effort. If the Chiefs lose this game, the Bengals will have the same 9-7 record and a H2H win to boot. Fortunately for the Chiefs they are playing in the division known for firing coaches and trying to bench a QB at the midseason point after a big win. But this one still has some drama to it. Can Mahomes rebound? Can Travis Kelce step up against the worst defense against tight ends? Is Jake Browning some hidden gem when he’s not playing the Steelers, and can he pull out another 3-point win for the Bengals over the Chiefs? I’m still interested in this one.

This Week’s Articles

NFL 2023 Year in Review: The Unstable Quarterback Position in a Changing League – My epic 7,500 word review of the year that was 2023 for the quarterback position. I touch on all 32 teams and everything from the rash of injuries to Patrick Mahomes’ struggles to the way Tua and Brock Purdy are destroying the discourse, forcing Lamar and Hurts into MVP by team record, the disastrous 2021-22 drafts, the rookie class led by C.J. Stroud, if anyone is actually thriving this year, and what if Joe F’n Flacco has another Super Bowl run in him for the Browns?

NFL Week 17 Predictions

What an odd game on Thursday night. I had Browns winning 20-10 and they about blew that total out of the water by the first quarter. But despite 51 points in the first half, there wasn’t a single touchdown after halftime.

DET-DAL: The spread was originally Dallas -6, which I was liking Detroit for. But the closer it gets to Dallas, the more I think the Cowboys win by a touchdown at home. Should be a good one though, but just keep in mind games with a total over 50 points this year have seen the under go 10-1.

MIA-BUF: For the big one, I think the Ravens are legitimate and the Dolphins are paper tigers. Miami struggles to score against teams like this, and the Ravens have the No. 1 defense. Baltimore avenges the blown lead last year and wins this one.

Bills avoid a NE sweep but it’s hard to trust them to make anything look easy right now. They nearly blew it against Easton Stick last week.

Probably will avoid TEN-HOU. Titans blew a 13-point lead a couple of weeks ago but struggled to score on the Texans. C.J. Stroud is back. Trusting Houston there.

Raiders are showing me something on defense to think they can get after Gardner Minshew and make that one interesting. Need to complete some passes on offense though.

Hedging on CAR-JAX with Trevor Lawrence expected to miss his first NFL game due to injury. C.J. Beathard is hard to trust, Bryce Young is coming off his best game, and the Jaguars are struggling. Should be interesting and I expect the worst given my AFC South futures bet from before the season.

Do the Eagles ever win by 12 points these days? Arizona was the only team to push them in the 4Q during their dominant 8-0 start in 2022. Hoping for a repeat and a James Conner TD run.

Bucs are simply outplaying the Saints and I think they take control of the division with a sweep there.

PIT-SEA is a perfect game for the wild card races as neither team really belongs in the tournament, but someone is getting to 9-7 here. I have a parlay in my Scott’s Seven Picks that sees a game decided by 1-4 points either way.

I don’t know if it will be by exactly 3 points again, but I do think Bengals push the Chiefs in a good game. Still taking KC to pull it out.

Football Gods are chiming in with a middle finger to Sean Payton and the Broncos for the Russell Wilson treatment. I’ll take Easton Stick over Jarrett Stidham.

I really wanted to see 2023 end with Nick Mullens passing for 500 yards, 7 TDs, and 5 INTs against a Joe Barry defense, but I guess we’ll have to settle for Jaren Hall lighting it up instead.

See you in 2024, but first let’s win something big since this damn goofy regular season is almost over.

NFL Week 16 Predictions: Super Bowl Preview (?) Edition

The NFL is gifting us with a rare non-conference matchup between No. 1 seeds to close Week 16. I had a feeling early this season that Ravens-49ers could be the Super Bowl rematch we actually get this year instead of Eagles-Chiefs or 49ers-Chiefs, but we’ll see how this goes Monday night as the 49ers just look unstoppable right now.

This Week’s Articles

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NFL Week 16 Predictions

I had the Rams prevailing on Thursday night, but for the second week in a row, they didn’t make a 3-score lead look super safe in the 4th quarter.

After last week in Indy, I just can’t bring myself to pick the Steelers anymore this season. We’ll see what happens and Cincinnati is a defense they have moved the ball well against lately, but the confidence at this team feels like an all-time low in the Mike Tomlin era.

I’ll be surprised if Bills don’t crush the Chargers.

I’m taking the Colts as a road underdog in Atlanta. I think Arthur Smith is in panic mode with the Taylor Heinicke start, and the Colts should have better weapons available this week.

I don’t trust the Green Bay defense, so I’m high on Bryce Young doing things he hasn’t done in over a month like throw a touchdown pass and maybe even 200 yards. Could be an upset watch but I’m hedging with the ATS/ML picks.

No real feel on Browns-Texans other than DeMeco Ryans shows his defense works and they make the Browns pay for these turnovers in a way their last two opponents didn’t.

Speaking of turnovers, I don’t trust Nick Mullens to play a clean game, and I like Detroit’s offense to power through for the division clinching win.

Already linked above to my upset pick of Washington against the Jets.

Gut pick is Tennessee rebounds from last week and beats the Seahawks at home after their emotional comeback win on Monday night against Philly. I just like Vrabel as a home underdog and if Ryan Tannehill has to start for Will Levis, that reinforces my pick.

I actually had 300 words written on Thursday night for why the Jaguars are going to end their losing skid against the Bucs, then I read that Trevor Lawrence is trending to not playing and I just removed it from the picks. But now it sounds like he’s only questionable, so he probably should play. Just my gut says Jags win to end the slide as home-field hasn’t been beneficial to either of these teams this year, and turnover regression might sting the Bucs.

No real opinion on Cardinals-Bears either way. Two lousy teams and Cardinals might just tank for draft reasons.

Someone should get a big win in Cowboys-Dolphins. While I like Dallas doing much more on offense this week, I’ll go with that Miami offense dropping a big number at home and getting the win. I’d pick Dallas if the game was in Dallas.

Spread keeps going up on SNF and I can’t trust Russell Wilson to win a game comfortably in prime time. I don’t even want to watch this one.

On Monday, I think the Super Bowl teams from last year cover with no problem at home against rookie quarterbacks. As for the big game, I think the 49ers are playing incredibly well, have no real flaws, and the Ravens are down some important weapons like Mark Andrews (reliable target, red zone target) and Keaton Mitchell (explosive plays). The 49ers have too many weapons to choose from, and the defense is still great and can make Lamar Jackson struggle in this one. I hope it’s a great game, but I have my doubts about that. I think the 49ers can win a 27-16 type of game.

NFL Week 15 Predictions: Saturday Dogs Edition

Just enough time for a very quick NFL Week 15 preview as I am still dealing with sinus and segmented sleep issues. A tripleheader on a Saturday isn’t helping matters but I do like the underdogs in 2-of-3 games.

This Week’s Articles

NFL 2023 Award Races – Looking at the Purdy vs. Prescott MVP race and a very open Coach of the Year race, among other awards

NFL Week 15 Predictions

I liked the Raiders to cover but god damn, they got Brandon Staley out of there with a 63-21 win.

A lot of underdogs won last week and I am on a few this week, including the Steelers and Broncos on Saturday. I also am going with Tommy DeVito and the Giants in New Orleans (link above).

The big one is Bills and Cowboys, and I’ve compared those teams several times in recent years as they are two of the NFL’s only teams that have been elite on both sides of the ball since 2021. They are doing it again this year, but Buffalo needs the game more with a 7-6 record and the playoffs still in doubt. But I ended up going with the home team as I really did just factor that into the equation. Dallas hasn’t been as great on the road, and home teams are winning over 55.5% of games this year, so that appears to be back to a normal advantage from recent years where it dipped under 50%. The Bills are in playoff mode already and I think they pull that one out, though it will be interesting since both teams love to win by double digits and aren’t used to winning the tight ones.

Not overly confident in the Ravens to not blow a lead on SNF, but I just think they are a better team than the Jaguars and should have won that game last year on the road.

NFL Week 14 Predictions: The Dallas Cowboys Have Never Had an MVP QB Edition

It feels like for the course of the Super Bowl era, the quarterback of the Dallas Cowboys has been one of the most popular and scrutinized players in the NFL. Yet that player has never won an MVP award. Troy Aikman was never really in that conversation with Brett Favre and Steve Young in the 1990s. Tony Romo only had a case in 2014 but wasn’t going to topple Aaron Rodgers. Then there was Roger Staubach, the best of them all, but he played in the dead ball era of the 1970s and was never even a first-team All-Pro.

Could this be the year that Dak Prescott brings that award home for the Cowboys if he keeps doing what he has? I don’t want to make an MVP case at 4:39 A.M. when my nose won’t stop running and I’m tired, but let’s just say 20 touchdowns over the last 6 games is the kind of thing you usually only see in an MVP year. If he keeps rolling like this with a tough upcoming schedule, then I think he has the best case of anyone this year.

But performing at a high level on Sunday night against Philadelphia is crucial. If he flops in this game like he did in San Francisco on SNF In Week 5, then you can probably forget him getting this award unless he is lights out in every game after it and no one steps up. But he just has to keep doing what he has the last 6 games, keep doing what he has against the Eagles since 2021, and it should work out for him.

We have a very interesting case study with point differential this week as it will tell you in the NFC that the 49ers (+163) and Cowboys (+168) are much better than the Eagles (+41) and Lions (+41). In the AFC, the Chiefs (+67) are trailing the Ravens (+137), Dolphins (+118), and Bills (+101). But the Bills are the first team since the 1950 Eagles to be over +100 thru 12 games and only have a 6-6 record to show for it. Big game in Kansas City this week for the Bills to try saving this season.

This Week’s Articles

When Should NFL Teams Move on from Coaches Like Mike Tomlin and Bill Belichick? – The Patriot Way is dead, and the standard is no longer the standard in Pittsburgh. I took the time to do a deep dive on why the Steelers and Patriots are unlikely to ever win their 7th Super Bowl with Mike Tomlin and Bill Belichick as their head coach. When should a team move on from a coach who brought them past success? It looks again like that window is about 5-6 years where if things aren’t getting any better, they need to change. Tomlin did himself no favors by losing a 2nd home game this week to a 2-10 team, and the Steelers were outplayed in both games by Arizona and New England. These weren’t fluke losses but I can certainly show you some fluke wins by the Steelers this year.

NFL Week 14 Predictions

I loved the Patriots to cover in Pittsburgh, but I sure as hell didn’t think they’d be sad enough to let Bailey Zappe throw 3 touchdowns in the first half. The over always felt like a trap, but I don’t regret it nor do I regret betting on exactly 31 points to hit. The latter probably does without that blocked punt providing the only short scoring drive after halftime. But what a mess for Pittsburgh as I noted they would miss the only 2 things Kenny Pickett is good at in this matchup (not turning it over and leading a GWD, or things you don’t get from Mitch Trubisky).

A lot of backup QBs playing this week, and I guess you can also say I’m not feeling many of the underdogs this week either.

LAR-BAL: Is Lamar Jackson’s health acting up again in December? Missed practice with an illness but should be good to go. He usually owns NFC teams. But not a game I’m very interested in, betting-wise.

CAR-NO: Derek Carr really doesn’t want Jameis Winston to start so that fans can see he’d get more points on the board. He’ll show up to the stadium in a full body cast and still play if he has to.

Every week I cost myself thousands of dollars in parlay wins because I screw up a game pick or two and get all the picks from that game wrong. That game this week could be Colts-Bengals as I am very high on this being a strong offensive game. Both teams scoring 20+, the over hitting, the RBs scoring touchdowns, Browning playing well again. I like it all. Hopefully it won’t be a 13-10 game with a bunch of turnovers and missed FGs.

JAX-CLE: I can’t believe Trevor Lawrence might play after what happened Monday night, but that’s also why I think Cleveland loses. Just the kind of game they’d blow when you think they’d have a golden opportunity at a win. But I can see the defense stepping up and turning over Flacco a few times as he tries so many deep balls.

TB-ATL: I don’t know at this point. Atlanta won in TB last time, so maybe the Bucs return the favor for a split?

DET-CHI: The Detroit defense is under the radar sucking right now. This has upset potential given the way the Bears should have won the first meeting a few weeks ago if not for the comeback of the year by the Lions.

HOU-NYJ: C.J. Stroud might not throw for a lot of yards, but he doesn’t need them against the Jets, who can’t score 14 points anymore. I like a lot of field goals in this one.

SEA-SF: The spread keeps going up, so I changed my ATS pick to Seattle out of pity. You never know with divisional rematches with teams in must-win mode like the Seahawks. They gave Dallas a scare last week and the backdoor cover is always on the table with 2-touchdown spread. But the 49ers should virtually lock up the NFC West here.

MIN-LV: Again, I don’t know right now. Joshua Dobbs was awful in that last game against the Bears. The Raiders gave the Chiefs a couple good quarters recently. Maybe Justin Jefferson is rusty in his first game back and first game with Dobbs. I originally went with Raiders cover, Vikings win, but then I just changed it to a flat out upset win for the Raiders at home.

DEN-LAC: Check my Scott’s Seven picks for a parlay on this one. I like a close game here of course.

BUF-KC: Bills were my upset pick and I almost feel obligated to go through with them as my pick for that reason. But I am having doubts with this crazy Sean McDermott 9/11 story causing a distraction before a must-win game. The football gods might be in a punishing move, then I look at Isiah Pacheco’s health and the way Josh Allen has played so well in Arrowhead, and screw it, let’s just go with it. Chiefs could use a season with some real adversity as I don’t believe the defense is going to hold up the rest of the year. Already played their worst game of the season in Green Bay last week, allowing 27 points on 7 drives. Now the injuries are starting to hit.

PHI-DAL: Like last week, the Eagles are a team that’s been winning the close ones while the 49ers and Cowboys are classic “win big, lose close” teams. Should be an interesting one as it was one of 2022’s best games with Dallas winning 40-34 against Gardner Minshew, who David Carr probably thinks would be a better start in this game than Jalen Hurts.

TEN-MIA and GB-NYG: Talk about low expectations doubleheader for MNF. I probably should have did some SGP+ for that slate, which would include another 100 yards and a TD for Tyreek Hill, another TD for De’Von Achane,, under 16.5 points for the Titans, Jordan Love 2+ TD passes, and his over in passing yards in a GB win.

NFL Week 13 Predictions: NFC Game of the Year Edition

We are running out of big games in this 2023 NFL regular season now that Bills-Chiefs and Bengals-Chiefs have lost a lot of luster. But we will get the NFC Game of the Year this Sunday in Philadelphia, and hopefully it can live up to what we saw last week with Bills-Eagles.

Having said that, I’ve been looking at the standings and remaining schedules and it’s not as big of a game as I’d like this weekend. Even if the Eagles lose at home to the 49ers, we still might see the Eagles finish No. 1, 49ers finish No. 2, and Cowboys stuck at No. 5 even if they finish 14-3, so that’s a bummer.

Basically, the 49ers need to win this game and hope the Cowboys take care of Philly next Sunday night in Dallas. That way if the 49ers win out and both teams finish 14-3, the 49ers get the top seed due to the head-to-head tiebreaker. Even if the 49ers, Eagles, and Cowboys were all 14-3 (it could happen), the 49ers would get it based on beating both while the Eagles would be 1-2 in those games and the Cowboys would be 2-1.

Cause I can’t see the Eagles losing to Seattle, Giants (twice), or Arizona after this stretch. Maybe Seattle if Geno Smith plays so well like he did Thursday night, but Dallas still won that game and Seattle may be on their way to an 8-9 finish and no postseason. So, it has to be the 49ers and Cowboys these next two weeks that stop Philly’s momentum as this team keeps winning almost every close game this year, a sharp contrast from the 49ers and Cowboys blowing teams out for the most part. (That’s your first hint which way I’m really leaning here as we are in #ReverseJinxSeason)

If the Eagles beat the 49ers, then it’s almost a lock going into Week 14 that it’ll be No. 1 Eagles, No. 2 49ers, and No. 5 Cowboys, so that would also make next week’s NFC East rematch less important. Basically, we need to blame the Chiefs and Bills for screwing up the last two weeks and not beating Philly to make this 3-team NFC race much more interesting if they all had 3 losses.

Final NFC note: I’m well aware the Lions are 8-3 too but I feel confident that team is of a lower caliber than these teams, and they will lose in Dallas, and maybe even lose a Vikings game to finish 12-5 at best. They shouldn’t interfere with my 1-2-5 seed predictions. Solidly No. 3 in the NFC, which is almost like winning a Super Bowl for the Lions.

I think the best outcome for the playoffs in the NFC would be Dallas crushing the NFC South winner, the weak wild cards losing to the No. 3 Lions and No. 2 49ers, who would then meet in the divisional round in a fresh matchup. The No. 5 Cowboys return to Philly to face the No. 1 Eagles first and see if they can knock them out, then maybe it’s another trip back to San Francisco to complete the revenge tour to get Dak Prescott, who is gaining steam for MVP, in the Super Bowl like I predicted before Week 1.

But the main thing is getting Cowboys-Eagles first instead of seeing Dallas lose to SF again and the Eagles only having to beat one of those teams in January.

This Week’s Articles

The 10 Greatest Field Goals in NFL History – Thanks to Jake Elliott’s 59-yard game-saving FG, I jumped on the chance to research the best FGs in NFL history and found that a few kickers are worthy of ranking twice on that list. But No. 1 is not up for debate.

NFL Week 13 Predictions

Welp, I should have learned my lesson from TB-BUF to not bet on the final score for TNF this year. I nailed the props and TD scorers in this game, but screwed myself thinking Dallas was going to win by double digits and the Seahawks wouldn’t score over 17.5 points. They doubled that with 35 points in one of the most unexpected shootouts of the year.

But TNF hasn’t been that awful this year. It’s SNF and especially MNF where scoring goes to die this year, and I’m still making bets that way this week.

LAC-NE: I’m just taking a swing that the Chargers are going to commit a comedy of errors like they usually do against the Pats, and that Bailey Zappe gets Brandon Staley fired.

ARI-PIT: The Steelers have a chance to play really well at home against an overmatched opponent, but Kyler Murray is a veteran QB, something they have not faced recently. In other words, look for the Steelers to win a 24-20 nail-biter against a 2-win team. But I do like the rushing props in this one as it might rain Sunday.

DEN-HOU: Should be a one-score game. I’m still backing Houston but it’s a bummer tight end Dalton Schultz is out as I wanted to bet on him as I think C.J. Stroud gets his slots and seams receivers going this week.

DET-NO: I’m just counting on the Lions to get back on track and win by a TD. Could be a game where both teams score in the 20s if the Lions don’t start playing better offense, but we know the Saints settle for a lot of FGs with Carr at QB.

IND-TEN: I like the over more than picking the winner here. Titans usually score more at home and Hopkins and Moss went off in the last game that was more offensive than the 23-16 score suggests (low possession game).

ATL-NYJ: Could there be value again in betting on high reception totals for the Jets (Wilson/Conkln/Hall) if Tim Boyle is going to keep dinking and dunking? Scary proposition for an Atlanta defense that already lost to Levis/Dobbs/Kyler in a 3-week stretch. Not a game I’d put much on but Falcons should win a low-scoring game.

MIA-WAS: I think Sam Howell will throw a lot of passes and Tyreek Hill will have a lot of yards and score at least one touchdown. Firing Jack Del Rio was necessary but it’s hard to imagine a good game from the Washington defense here. But I think it could be a 31-24 game.

CAR-TB: Firing Frank Reich was kind of stunning given the timing, but they were playing awful football for him. Not sure that changes much this week. I like Rachaad White to find the end zone at least once.

SF-PHI: Think I’ve shared a lot on this game in the links above, but I do look at the 49ers as a front-running team that could play into Philly’s comeback hands in the second half. But my favorite bet is the over as I think it’ll look a lot different from the title game. I also think Jalen Hurts is going to struggle to throw for many yards for the 3rd week in a row, and it will come down to turnovers as it always does for these teams.

Since 2022, the 49ers are 23-1 when they have 0-1 giveaways and 0-7 when they have 2+ giveaways.

CLE-LAR: The return of Joe Flacco. God, we need to see him start a playoff game again. Get more data points on that. I think the Browns could upset this one for sure, but I hedged and took CLE ATS/LAR ML. But could see Myles Garrett and company getting after Stafford. Flacco is a wild card; not so much in thinking he will be great, but what degree of terrible could he be on short notice? Not a fun game to bet on.

KC-GB: When these teams played in 2021, it was the lowest-scoring game (20 total points) and fewest passing yards (166) of any game in Patrick Mahomes’ career that he started and finished. That gave me assurance to take the under, as did the season-long performance of these teams, and I also think it’s another spot for the Chiefs to win but opponent covers. Should be a good one that wasn’t looking so good a few weeks ago before Jordan Love started playing better.

CIN-JAX: Can I just get one Evan Engram TD in 2023? Even if it’s a 24-13 game, let’s just see a little more action than that garbage game the Vikings and Bears played last week.