NFL 2024 Week 16 Predictions: Saturday Special Edition

We’ll find out if the NFL made a grave error in making the Chiefs, Texans, Steelers, and Ravens play on Saturday and again on Wednesday this Christmas. This was my main talking point in May when the schedule was released as I thought these games would decide everything from the MVP to the No. 1 seed.

In a way, they will, though the MVP race isn’t quite what I had in mind. But if Lamar Jackson has any shot, he’ll have to deliver against the Steelers for once in his career. We’re still waiting on that to happen and it’s Year 7.

But huge Saturday that has me more intrigued than Sunday for sure.

This Week’s Articles

Be sure to check out those Week 16 picks as I take my shot at the new YourWay bets at FanDuel, the most robust parlay options I’ve ever seen in sports betting. I tried a couple on TNF and almost got one if not for a touchdown scorer that failed. Very interesting stuff.

NFL Week 16 Predictions

I had the Chargers in a one-score game on Thursday night. I just didn’t think a fair catch free kick would be the key to a comeback win in that one.

HOU-KC: I had higher expectations for C.J. Stroud (my preseason MVP) in this one, but it’s still an important game and the drama is surrounding Patrick Mahomes’ ankle. Not an ideal opponent to face with the way the tackles are playing and the dominant pass rush the Texans have. But if you can get the pass off, there are a lot of plays to be had against this defense, and I think Mahomes gets the job done in the first of what will hopefully be many key Texans-Chiefs games in the AFC this decade.

PIT-BAL: I explained this in the Week 16 picks at 365Scores that it’s set up well for Lamar Jackson to finally notch a good victory over the Steelers, who won’t have George Pickens and T.J. Watt won’t be 100%.But I’m still taking Steelers ATS since that number went up to 7, and I know that no matter who is taking the field, it seems like these teams play a game decided by 1-to-4 points and neither team sniffing 24 points. Can’t say the defense won’t confuse Jackson again, but I still think the Ravens come through and save their shot at winning the AFC North. But it’s the biggest Ravens-Steelers game in 8 years.

CLE-CIN: Kevin Stefanski sucks for benching Jameis Winston against a defense that he could literally throw for 500 yards against. Yeah, it might come with 5 INTs, but you still take that risk. DTR is going to make this look like Watson was starting, and I expect that to help the Bengals win another game.

CAR-ARI: I don’t like Kyler Murray’s “shit” answer to playing in 35 degree weather. I’ll take the Panthers to cover just to hedge the bet, because you can never trust Arizona. But that offense should do well and I actually expect Trey McBride to finally score a touchdown catch.

PHI-WAS: Best game Sunday, but I wish I had more data or trust in what Jayden Daniels brings to the table with this team to make a stronger pick here. He really struggled in the first matchup and I think the ribs and short week played a factor. I expect better here, but the Eagles still have the better roster on both sides of the ball.

NYG-ATL: Another game where we’re going in blind with Drew Lock vs. Michael Penix Jr. at quarterback. I’ll just take the Giants to lose a close one. Falcons should spam the running game here and not ask Penix to do a ton.

TEN-IND: It took a comeback by the Colts to get the first win over the Titans this season. My gut just says last week was a disaster in Denver, the Colts are finished, and Mason Rudolph is an improvement over Will Levis. Give me the Titans in an upset.

DET-CHI: Was the 2nd half on Thanksgiving fool’s gold? The Bears could have easily won that game, and the Lions have lost even more players to injury since. You also have to be wary of Jared Goff in a matchup like this after he turned it over 3x in a road December loss in Chicago last year. I’ll cautiously take Detroit to win but not cover.

LAR-NYJ: Another game where I’m just going with the underdog at home in a non-conference matchup as Aaron Rodgers waits until it’s entirely too late to start putting up numbers and wins.

MIN-SEA: I think the Vikings are one of the best teams in the league and they will produce on offense while getting after Geno Smith or whoever plays QB for Seattle.

NE-BUF: Less of a trap game at home for Buffalo than if it was on the road, but I think a 31-17 final that still means NE covered is very possible. I’m willing to give Drake Maye some points against the team that’s allowed 42+ in back-to-back games. This is a poor NE defense though.

SF-MIA: Two irrelevant teams right now. I’ll take the mentor (Shanahan) over the student (McDaniel).

JAX-LV: Tank for Travis Bowl? I think the Jaguars take the win as the Raiders look finished.

TB-DAL: Cowboys have been playing better ball lately, but I think Tampa Bay is close to being a complete team that can hang with anyone. I like them to cover here as explained in detail in the above link’s preview.

NO-GB: Tempted to take the Saints as I hate these huge spreads, but the Packers have been lighting it up pretty good lately on offense with Jordan Love, and I think they’ll look good at home Monday night. Could be another 30-13 type of game for them.

NFL Week 1 Predictions: 2022 Awards Edition

The Buffalo Bills kicked off the 2022 NFL season with a convincing win over the Rams that has me feeling great about my prediction for the Bills to win the Super Bowl this year. But not so great about my prediction to make the Rams the No. 1 seed in the NFC. But there’s 284 games to go.

It’s that time again: Saturday night before the first NFL Sunday of the season, and I’m burned the hell out from the week. All I have left in the tank before I enjoy the couch all day tomorrow are my award predictions and Week 1 picks. You’ve probably seen me write clues or outright pick winners for these awards in other articles as I’m freelancing with several different places this year. But I always like to put this together in a list on my blog.

  • Most Valuable Player: Justin Herbert, Chargers
  • Coach of the Year: Mike McDaniel, Dolphins
  • Assistant Coach of the Year: Leslie Frazier, Bills
  • Offensive Player of the Year: Justin Herbert, Chargers
  • Defensive Player of the Year: T.J. Watt, Steelers
  • Offensive Rookie of the Year: Dameon Pierce, Texans
  • Defensive Rookie of the Year: Aidan Hutchinson, Lions
  • Comeback Player of the Year: Christian McCaffrey, Panthers

I already detailed my Herbert MVP case here. Not expecting another WR or RB to go off like Cooper Kupp and Jonathan Taylor did last year, I doubled up with OPOY for Herbert.

Another one I’ve been hinting at is Mike McDaniel for COTY in Miami. I think he gets the edge for bringing his system to Miami and making Tua better. While I have the Chargers with the division win, I think Herbert’s MVP season detracts from Brandon Staley. While I have the Vikings going 10-7 and making the playoffs under Kevin O’Connell, I think people will say he took over a team loaded with offensive stars who just needed to finish games better by literally not fumbling in OT or missing a short FG. Nathaniel Hackett in Denver is going to get passed over for Russell Wilson getting the credit for a turnaround. McDaniel is going to get the lion’s share of credit for turning around Miami, so that’s my pick.

I have to cop to some cheating on Assistant Coach of the Year. Obviously, in picking the Bills to go 17-4 and win it all while praising their defense, I expected great things. This is a hard award to predict, and I notice every winner has been on a team with 11+ wins. Not liking a lot of the options out there, I just went with Frazier in Buffalo after that dominant performance we saw in LA. Von Miller is going to pay off so well.

Not loving the DPOY options, but I went with T.J. Watt over Myles Garrett just because I think Watt is better at stripping the ball and creating more splash plays. If he plays a full 17 games, that sack record could belong solely to him. The Steelers also need to play ugly games this year to get by. Defense must step up.

For OROY, it’s wild to think this is the first season since 2007 where no rookie QB is starting Week 1. Kenny Pickett had the best shot, but Mitch Trubisky won the job. I just don’t see Tomlin pulling Trubisky for the rookie until after the bye at the earliest. That makes it too hard for Pickett to win the award. There are a shitload of wide receivers to choose from, but none are in that great of a situation. Ideally, you want someone with a high pedigree (high draft pick) who will start right away and has a great shot to be the leading receiver on a team with a decent quarterback. That’s how you get an Odell Beckham, Justin Jefferson, or Ja’Marr Chase kind of season, but even Jefferson lost the award to Herbert in 2020.

QB shouldn’t be in the mix this time, but I don’t see the George Pickens love. FanDuel is +700 on Pickens as the leader. He’s stuck in a Trubisky-led offense with Diontae Johnson, Chase Claypool, Pat Freiermuth, and Najee Harris getting balls too. As great as the Steelers are at scouting WRs, none of them have ever had a 1,000-yard season as a rookie. I just don’t see a WR2 (at best) in Pittsburgh without Ben Roethlisberger getting it done.

So, I ended up picking Dameon Pierce, the Texans starting back. The offense might be surprisingly decent, and he is scheduled to start the season as RB1. I wanted to go Kenneth Walker in Seattle, but his hernia worries me. But Pete Carroll trying to run without Wilson makes sense, and Penny always gets hurt. I also think Isaiah Likely is a huge darkhorse in Baltimore, but he’s not even the best tight end on his team, and no tight end (or OL) has ever won the award.

Should be an interesting class to follow, and the depth of the WR class (13 taken in top 54 picks) is going to lead to so much shit-talking between fans about how that draft turned out.

NFL Week 1 Predictions

Started the year off with a win as I was on the Bills and the under on Thursday night. Just thought it’d be a much closer game than 31-10.

Week 1 and Joe Flacco, Marcus Mariota, Jameis Winston, and Geno Smith are starting games. Is it 2015 again?

The Colts have been hard to trust in Week 1 under Frank Reich, so I am hedging with Houston. Almost wanted to do the exact same thing with the Saints in Atlanta, but man, that Atlanta team looks terrible.

I’m all in on the Baker Mayfield Revenge Game. He won’t go off, but he’ll get to hold a win over them.

Jaguars demand to schedule Carson Wentz every week.

Really looking forward to the Chargers-Raiders and Chiefs-Cardinals games in the late-afternoon window. These West races are going to be incredible. I think the Cardinals can surprise some people tomorrow if the Chiefs struggle on defense like they did to start 2021.

We waited seven months for this. Feels good to be back.