NFL Week 1 Predictions: The Brady vs. Mahomes Slander (Plus Awards) Edition

For a yearly tradition, I dropped my super long NFL season predictions and forgot to make my award predictions until Saturday. So, you are getting season awards picks, Week 1 picks & betting analysis, and a quasi-Close Encounters recap of Lions-Chiefs with a factual retort of some Tom Brady nonsense that popped up one game into his retirement.

NFL 2023 Award Predictions

I am not going to let Thursday night change my choices as I have been on the record all summer of saying I’m not on Patrick Mahomes winning back-to-back MVPs nor do I like Jahmyr Gibbs for OROY. My Aidan Hutchinson darkhorse DPOY did however not get off to a great start. But these are the picks I’m feeling okay about:

  • MVP: Aaron Rodgers, Jets
  • OPOY: Ja’Marr Chase, Bengals
  • DPOY: T.J. Watt, Steelers
  • OROY: Bijan Robinson, Falcons
  • DROY: Jalen Carter, Eagles
  • Comeback Player of the Year: Lamar Jackson, Ravens
  • Coach of the Year: Sean Payton, Broncos
  • Assistant Coach of the Year: Todd Monken, Ravens OC

If you saw my Super Bowl pick of the Ravens, you’ll understand the Monken selection and hopefully the Lamar Jackson one, who I have staying healthy this year. We can have the Damar Hamlin discourse another day.

I think the MVP is going to an AFC quarterback for sure, but I also think the top trio of Mahomes, Josh Allen, and Joe Burrow may not be worth your bet. I’d sooner choose from Rodgers, Lamar, Justin Herbert, and even the Florida guys (Tua and Trevor Lawrence). Maybe this will start to make more sense when you see my Week 1 picks.

NFL Week 1 Predictions

Welp, already taking a loss after the Chiefs played one of their worst games of the Mahomes era. More on that one below.

I was going underdogs early before taking the favorites late. Again, I spent the 2023 preview intro talking about uncertainty this year, so we will start to learn things this weekend like if Sam Howell, Desmond Ridder, and Jordan Love are for real, if the Rams and Cardinals are going to be truly terrible in the NFC West, and if the Vikings are going to shit their pants in close games after going 11-0 last regular season.

But my surprise headline for Week 1, and this is cheating with 33.3% of the results in, is that Mahomes, Burrow, and Allen all lose in Week 1, signifying the deep AFC competition may be for real. The 2022 NFL season we were supposed to get is happening a year later in 2023.

I also love the Steelers as a Week 1 upset pick over the 49ers.

Sam Howell over 1.5 TD passes (+154 at FanDuel) is one of my favorite prop picks this week. He gets the awful Cardinals at home in a perfect Week 1 matchup. Plus, you can just see that headline of “Howell outshines Mahomes as Eric Bieniemy gets last laugh.” Just what we needed…

And while I know I’m the “Rodgers isn’t a good comeback QB” guy from over a decade ago, he has improved in that area, and I think he pulls one off against Buffalo to end a fun week.

In fact, here’s my new Friday column at 365Scores where I go over 7 picks I like for the weekend.

Just a couple notes before the Brady-Mahomes part.

Week 1 Rookie Quarterbacks

We get to see a trio of rookie quarterbacks start in Week 1 after there were none in 2022. Since 1998, rookie quarterbacks are just 12-20-1 in Week 1 starts. Even the list of winners, 2008 aside, is pretty uninspiring:

I would definitely bet against C.J. Stroud in Baltimore. Ravens -6.5 1H spread is one of my favorite picks this week. The other ones are division games, so there is always a chance there. In fact, that Jacksonville-Indy game has me shying away from that spread after uncovering some shocking research this week.

Week 1 Division Games

Maybe you noticed half the schedule is division games this week, but more interestingly, four teams are favored on the road (CIN at CLE, JAX at IND, DAL at NYG, and BUF at NYJ).

NFL Week 1 Road Favorites, 2009-2022:

  • Division games: 5-22 ATS (18.5%), 9-16-2 SU (37.0%)
  • Non-division games: 32-21 ATS (60.4%), 38-14-1 SU (72.6%)

Those records are shocking, but 5-22 for a spread record is insane. Now it is only 27 games over 14 seasons, so the fact that we have 4 that apply this weekend is also unusual. But in the season of uncertainty, embrace some weird shit going down. I would be very careful in leaning on those favorites this week. I think the Cowboys are the safest pick as Dak has not lost to them since his rookie season in 2016. Burrow is only 1-4 against Stefanski and has the calf injury. The AFC South has lost predictability, and you never know what a potentially volatile, high-variance player like Anthony Richardson might do in his debut. Then you have the Rodgers-Allen game on Monday night.

Should be fun stuff.

Even When the Chiefs Lose, Mahomes Looks Better Than Your Fake GOAT Did

If I can make it over 10,350 words of a season preview before mentioning Tom Brady’s name once, why can’t his cult-like following make it more than one game after his retirement before they have Patrick Mahomes’ name in their mouth again?

Insecure much?

In watching Kansas City lose 21-20 to the Lions on Thursday night, I certainly didn’t think it was the kind of game or performance that people would use to prop up Brady over Mahomes. The Lions deserved to win, especially after the horrible short-yardage calls the Chiefs had in the 2nd half. But it was a game where you’d make a mental note that Travis Kelce and Chris Jones, the team’s 2nd and 3rd-best players, were out. There is a considerable drop when you compare the top 3 Chiefs to the other 50 players. The defense was decent without Jones, but his presence could have did something to affect Goff on some of those clean, easy throws to his wideouts that drove the passing offense for the Lions. Kelce’s impact is even more obvious, and a Tuesday injury before a Thursday game was a tough break on short notice.

I said back in July that the Chiefs could have the worst receiver situation in the NFL if there is a Kelce injury or drop-off in his play and they have to rely on this WR group. I’ve been down on Kadarius Toney for months.

But it was still shocking how badly Toney played Thursday night. No one did more to lose that game than him. He dropped a perfect pass and turned it into a pick-six in the third quarter, Kansas City’s only turnover. He was unable to catch a 3rd-and-short pass in traffic that led to a FG. He lost a yard on a 2nd-and-1 run that led to another short FG. Then after the Lions went for a 4th down at midfield because they were still too worried to give Mahomes the ball back, Toney dropped another great throw that would have had the Chiefs near the 30 and in game-winning field goal range. At that point it would be on kicker Harrison Butker. But Toney dropped it as his confidence was already shot.

Almost as bad, Mahomes had another dagger on the very next play, but that was called back for holding. On 2nd-and-20, he threw a pass that should have got about half of what they needed, but Skyy Moore, the other bum of the night, dropped that one too. Then you get into desperate times on 3rd-and-20, then you end up with 4th-and-25 after Jawaan Taylor finally got a false start after flirting with penalties all night. At this point, the smartest thing the Chiefs could have did was quickly run out of bounds at their own 9, forcing the Lions to score 8 points to end the game, or give the Chiefs the ball back with time in a one-possession game. It’s the kind of situation no one’s ever really thought about, but this is what happens when you’re in no man’s land on 4th-and-20+ and know you can’t trust your defense to get that 3-and-out. Maybe we’ll see this come up later this season, but a team would have to be choking like a dog to get to 4th-and-25 with dropped passes and penalties.

Notice I didn’t say the quarterback taking sacks or throwing wild passes when a receiver was open. Mahomes even finished with a higher QBR (72.5) than Goff (64.2) according to ESPN. I didn’t even call out the direct snap to Blake Bell that led to rookie WR Rashee Rice losing 3 yards on a 3rd-and-1 on the next to last drive — the worst call of the night.

But if you watched this game and concluded that Mahomes lost a game someone like Tom Brady would have won, then you are admitting you didn’t actually watch this game. Is he going to make Toney and Moore suddenly catch passes? Toney left a solid 10-to-17 net points on the scoreboard out there by himself. Would Brady will his defense to only give up 3 points to Jared Goff like he did in Super Bowl 53? This is now the 2nd time Mahomes has been bested by Goff late in a game after Orlando Scandrick dropped a game-clinching interception in the 54-51 game in 2018.

Mahomes may not have been great Thursday night, but he did what he had to against a division title favorite on a night the team was shorthanded. He made the kind of dagger throw he makes look easy that would have led to another night with 250 passing yards, a couple touchdowns, and the game-winning drive in a 23-21 win. But egregious drops and penalties killed that idea this time.

You know the Mahomes fatigue is setting in when people are pouncing on a game like this. That also shows how the standard is so high for Mahomes after they kept it so low for Brady for two decades. All Brady ever had to do was win and he’d get the credit no matter how ugly it looked or how little part he played in it.

This game was barely in the books before I got this reply from a random I would happily never knew existed without social media:

Very few things irk me more than a “he did more with less” line. When someone drops that one on you, chances are they are full of shit. Most of the time, they pick an example that is neither someone doing more nor having less to do it.

Brady’s 2006 season is often brought up in this context, a year where the Patriots were led in receiving by Reche Caldwell and finished 12-4 and lost in the AFC Championship Game. But what they don’t tell you is the Patriots had an elite defense that allowed no more than 21 points in 16 games that year (playoffs included), tied with legendary Super Bowl-winning defenses like the 2002 Buccaneers and 2013 Seahawks for the most such games in a season since 2002 realignment. They also had a very strong offensive line, solid running game, and all the coaching tactics (legal or otherwise) of Bill Belichick.

Sure enough, someone had to bring back a clip from 2006 when the 5-1 Patriots were playing Minnesota on MNF. Just watch this clip where Tony Kornheiser spends a minute ball-washing Brady:

If you were not following the NFL back then, this is what all the mainstream NFL media sounded like in covering Brady. You couldn’t watch a game on CBS with Phil Simms and Jim Nantz without hearing the latest “Brady record” that was always something related to a team win-loss record or some long interception-less streak that only counted the regular season because he was too busy saving his multiple red-zone picks for the playoffs back then. Sean Salisbury and the ESPN talking heads would push the “Brady Just Wins” narrative daily. Kornheiser bought into it fully here.

Then there’s the “you can’t name a receiver he plays with” narrative that picked up steam here and followed him the rest of his career no matter how ridiculous it was. This team developed some of the best slot receivers, receiving backs, and tight ends in later years while targeting countless established free agents, and someone like Deion Sanders would still go gleefully on NFL Network to say “no one knows these receivers!” Dude, it’s your job to know them.

Tight end Ben Watson was a first-round pick. Do we not know him because his most memorable play was chasing down Champ Bailey on what should have been a 100-yard pick-six thrown by Brady in the 2005 AFC divisional? Instead, the Broncos scored a 1-yard touchdown so Brady fans can blame the defense for those points allowed. My favorite Watson stat is that he had a career-high 825 yards when he was 35 years old (ancient for a TE) and Drew Brees was his QB in New Orleans. Watson had 500 yards in a season 5 times in his career, but he only did it once with Brady.

And did we just forget New England legend Troy Brown and receiving back Kevin Faulk from the Super Bowl years? Sure, Brown first had his breakout under Drew Bledsoe, and Faulk had his most productive receiving season with Matt Cassel, a high school QB, in 2008. But they were smart, heady players for that team for many years.

Watson, Brown, and Faulk were 2nd-to-4th in targets for the 2006 Patriots, by the way. Reche Caldwell was No. 1. He was a mid-2nd round pick by the Chargers who should be best known there for fumbling away a potential game-winning drive for Drew Brees. Twice even (2002 Chiefs, 2005 Eagles games). Guess Brees should have willed him better. I’d take the 2006 version of Caldwell over Toney and Moore in a heartbeat right now.

There is plenty more I can say about how nauseating the historical coverage of Brady was in 2006, but we’re one game into the 2023 season. Let’s pace ourselves. The last thing I wanted to share was something I noticed after updating Mahomes’ failed game-winning drives for which he has 16 such losses now in his career. These are games where he had the ball with a tie or 1-8 point deficit in the fourth quarter or overtime.

Brady only had 16 failed GWDs through the 2009 season, his 10th year in the league thanks to how historically great the Patriots were at making clutch field goals and shutting offenses down on defense with the game on the line. Also an incredible amount of luck, but again, let’s pace ourselves.

When you compare Mahomes’ 16 failed GWD attempts to Brady’s first 16 failed GWD attempts, it shows you one quarterback has been clutch as they come even in defeat while the other was usually a huge reason why his team lost these games.

I highlighted in green each area where the quarterback either fared better or had the more adverse situation to overcome.

I can barely express how lopsided this is, presenting Mahomes as the much better quarterback in defeat. Keep in mind I’ve been tracking games like this for 20 years now, so I saw very early on that when the Patriots lost during this time, Brady usually had awful games. Since he rarely had to experience those losses where your kicker misses at the end or the defense gives up a late score, he was severely lacking in good statistical performances in team losses. He really didn’t start adding some of those until his final decade in the NFL.

So, when people say things like “when Brady loses, it’s his fault, and when Mahomes loses, it’s everyone else’s fault”” you show them this and tell them “yes, exactly.” Because that’s usually how it goes. Do you think a QB completing under 50% of his passes, barely scraping 5.0 YPA, and a 1 TD, 10 INT ratio was being clutch?

Meanwhile, you are looking at 16 of the 20 losses in Mahomes’ career so far. This table does not include the 29-28 loss to the 2018 Chargers where the defense blew a 14-point 4Q lead with 4 seconds left as the offense did not register a possession down 29-28. The Chiefs still had the late lead in 75% of these games. Mahomes led 10 game-tying or go-ahead drives compared to just 3 for Brady.

From this table, it’s not even close.

  • Brady had 25 more passing yards but on 34 more attempts.
  • He did have a lower sack rate.
  • He did have worse starting field position, which was surprising.
  • But in terms of drives where the QB turned it over or on downs, Brady more than doubles up Mahomes at 15-7.
  • Mahomes’ field goal unit failed him twice while that happened to Brady once in his 23-year career (2012 Cardinals).
  • Brady did not have enough time to beat the 2009 Colts, a game infamous for his failure on 4th-and-2 deep in his own end that set up that finish.

But the other tied scenarios here further show how laughable this stuff really is. The 2002 Chargers loss is doing some heavy lifting for Brady with 2 appearances. In that first showdown with a young Brees, the Chargers took a 21-14 lead with 14:14 left in the 3rd quarter after LaDainian Tomlinson scored a 58-yard touchdown run.

Brady had 5 drives to answer that score and did this:

  • 3rd QT INT #1 (floated right to defender)
  • 3rd QT INT #2 in scoring range (clean pocket; didn’t even see the LB)
  • Marc Edwards stuffed on 4th & 1 at SD 39 w/12:33 left
  • A bad run call on 3rd & 10 (after 2 Brady INC) that led to a punt
  • After needing 96 yards with 1:51 and 1 timeout, Brady completed a pass to Faulk, who wanted to lateral, got blown up, fumbled, Chargers recovered ball at midfield with 8 seconds left. It was already over.

See for yourself. The funny thing is while Brady was throwing picks, his defense stopped LT on back-to-back runs with 1 yard to go on 3rd & 4th down, and blocked a 50-yd FG to keep him in a one-score game. Typical Patriots. But this was a bad game for him and the Faulk fumble was not that big.

It’s not like Faulk fumbled at the opponent’s 32 in a 36-35 game with 1:20 left, and the defense, which blew a 35-24 4Q lead, failed to get the ball back even after the opponent went for a 4th=and-1 in their own end because they were that afraid of giving Brady the ball back. That’s what Clyde Edwards-Helaire did on a fumble against the 2021 Ravens for Mahomes.

While Edwards getting stuffed on 4th & 1 hurt, there was still 12:33 left. Imagine waiting patiently for your defense to get Jacoby Brissett and the 2019 Colts off the field from a FG drive that took 8:34, and now you’re down 16-10 with 7:40 left. Your receiver gets a facemask penalty on a 1st-down catch, and now you’re in 1st-and-20, soon to be 3rd-and-28 after a shockingly bad 2-yd run on 2nd-and-30. But you find a receiver anyway and he gets 27 of the 28 yards, stopping short at the end instead of running with momentum for the first down. You hand off to the RB on 4th-and-1 and he gets stuffed. By the time you see the ball again, it’s 19-10 and you have 2:27 and no timeouts to pull off a miracle. You get the FG, but no onside kick recovery, so you lose 19-13 in one of the weirdest losses of your career.

Mahomes also threw for over 320 yards in both of those games and had one total turnover. At least that one didn’t go right off his receiver’s hands, so he is human and will make mistakes.

But if people would stop with the silly narratives and start calling these games out for what happened, start looking at how the quarterback played and how his teammates helped or hurt him, we would have a clear sense of who was the LOAT, and who was held back by his teammates from being the true GOAT.

Mahomes will be just fine, and the cult of Brady better hope the Chiefs keep making mistakes like drafting stiffs over DK Metcalf, Tee Higgins, Jonathan Taylor, Michael Pittman, and Christian Watson. Cause when the Chiefs find the true successors to Tyreek Hill and Travis Kelce for the second phase of Mahomes’ career, the record books won’t be safe.

Right now, we only know the names of these Chiefs receivers because they were so spectacularly awful Thursday night. That’s the real takeaway from Game 1 of 285. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to share this link with people who will simultaneously tell me Julian Edelman was a nobody and he should easily be in the Hall of Fame.

NFL Week 11 Predictions: Shootout of the Year Edition

I really like the Week 11 schedule. The Steelers should always be on an upset alert against Jacksonville. They’ve only beaten the Jaguars by more than five points one time in the last 11 meetings. CIN-BAL could be interesting with Joe Flacco likely out. Houston at Washington means a team most people don’t view as good is going to be 7-3, barring a tie. Tennessee at Indianapolis is arguably the biggest Colts game since the 2014 AFC Championship Game. In a first-place division battle, I picked the Vikings to upset the Bears on the road Sunday night in this week’s Upset Watch, which I filled in for at ESPN Insider.

I also want to focus on two other games I’ll be watching closely, including Monday night’s shootout in LA.

Eagles at Saints (-9)

The Eagles are underdogs — biggest since 2009 for a defending champion in fact — for the first time since the playoffs, a role that suited them quite well. In continuing this week’s analysis in Clutch Encounters on the Eagles, this team looks like the team you would have expected to come in between 2016’s inexperience and 2017’s championship triumph. The Eagles have struggled to turn fancier stats into points this year with drives stalling out at the worst times as Carson Wentz’s play in the red zone and on third down has slipped to mediocrity after being No. 1 last year. Wentz also has five of the Eagles’ nine lost fumbles. The 2017 Eagles were a great front-running team last season, but they haven’t been dominant enough this year to ever jump out to big leads early.

Check this split for the 2016 and 2018 Eagles: 11-0 when allowing fewer than 20 points, 0-14 when allowing 21+ points.

For his career, Wentz is 1-11 when the Eagles allow 25+ points. The only win came in Los Angeles last year (43-35) in a game that Nick Foles had to finish in the fourth quarter after Wentz tore his ACL. Foles also won starts for the Eagles last year with final scores of 34-29 (Giants) and 41-33 (Super Bowl LII). Teams are averaging 24.1 PPG this season, yet the Eagles have surpassed 24 points just one time. Even Buffalo has done it twice.

This is bad news when you have to go to New Orleans, a red-hot team that’s won eight in a row and has scored 40+ in three home games this season. They also scored a season-low 21 points against Cleveland at home, so there’s some hope to slowing them down. It just makes it harder when you have such an injured secondary like Philadelphia right now. The good news is that the Saints aren’t deep at WR, but Michael Thomas just catches (90% of) everything. If they can focus on Thomas and limit Alvin Kamara’s YAC, then maybe the Eagles can keep this offense under 35 points, but it’s going to take quite the effort.

It also means the offense has to be on point, using long drives to minimize Brees’ chances and make him play perfect to keep up. If Doug Pederson wants credit for leading the fourth down revolution, maybe this is the game he takes a lot of chances there to pull off an upset. Settling for field goals just won’t work here.

I also wanted to post a chart here I wanted to include in Tuesday’s article. I talked about the hollow stat lines Wentz has had in his four losses this year:

“While the stat lines for Wentz in his four losses this year look good, they have only led to 17 to 23 points in those games, which usually isn’t enough to win in the NFL. In each 2018 loss, Wentz has passed for over 300 yards with multiple touchdowns, no more than one interception, and completed at least 65 percent of his passes. Let’s call that stat line a 2018 Wentz. When you express it that way, it sounds really good and that he has been unlucky, but that’s the problem with using the bare minimums he’s usually close to. Quarterbacks who have posted a 2018 Wentz have averaged 32.8 points in the 403 games that qualify since 2010. Only 56 of the games (13.9 percent) saw that quarterback’s team score fewer than 24 points, including all four of Wentz’s games.”

Here is a graph of all 403 games considered a 2018 Wentz since 2010. I plotted the points the quarterback’s team scored against his QBR that day. You can see Wentz’s four 2018 losses are clustered together in low-scoring territory.

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As you can see, when a quarterback hits those minimum qualifiers, he usually leads his team to more points and a better QBR than what Wentz has done this year. He’ll probably need to have his best game of the season to get this win, which I’m not going to go as far as to give them. I will however pick them to cover the spread since I think they can pressure Drew Brees enough and score enough points to do that. But this is absolutely an underdog situation and I’m curious to see if they embrace that again or fall to 4-6.

Final: Saints 34, Eagles 28

Chiefs at Rams (-3.5)

I’m going through this quickly since Windows Update sucks and my PC is back to running out of memory all the time when using Chrome.

I like the Chiefs straight up in this one. I think this game is another like Super Bowl LII or KC-NE (43-40) or LAR-NO (45-35) this year where both offenses go crazy and you want to have the ball last or get the last defensive stop. I don’t think either defense will have a good night and the game should hit the record over of 64. I don’t think playing it in LA as opposed to Mexico City is that big of a home-field advantage for the Rams yet. Maybe in a few years, but not in 2018. I also think injuries favor the Chiefs with slot machine Cooper Kupp out for the year. The Chiefs have more flexibility at attacking with different weapons than the Rams, who will need a huge night from Todd Gurley I think to shrink possessions for Patrick Mahomes, who you just hope forces a pick or two. In the end, I just like Mahomes more than Jared Goff, and I think Andy Reid has a lot of big-game experience while Sean McVay is learning quickly.

My only big concern with the Chiefs is the way they gave up 5 sacks last week to Arizona, but that seemed to be mostly edge pressure whereas the Rams are dominant up the middle with Aaron Donald. Again, I’m not concerned about the road. The Chiefs have already scored 38 in LA (Chargers), 42 in Pittsburgh and 40 in Kansas City. The defense will just have to make a couple of timely stops on the night, but the same can be said for the Rams, who have already allowed 27+ in close calls to teams with Russell Wilson (twice), Kirk Cousins and Aaron Rodgers at QB. Mahomes is playing better than all of them, so give me the Chiefs here.

A neutral field would have been nice for this one, since it is like a midseason Super Bowl between two great teams from different conferences going at it on a national stage. The NFL had the right idea here, but should have been keeping a better eye on the field conditions. At least we won’t see an injury on a horrible field come out of this matchup, but I am looking forward to watching the scoring here.

Final: Chiefs 38, Rams 34

NFL Week 11 Predictions

A push on Thursday night, but I liked Seattle all the way to beat Green Bay. I’m hoping to rebound from a brutal 3-10-1 ATS week, but with this lineup and my love for underdogs this week, it could be another bloodbath.

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Again, I would be very cautious of trusting the Steelers this week if you’re doing a parlay. I think an underdog-heavy teaser makes a lot of sense this week. With Detroit (+4.5), consider that this is the first time Matthew Stafford has ever lost three games in a row by double digits. Would you bet on a fourth from a Carolina team that got killed in Pittsburgh and had to beat the lowly Giants 31-30 with a 63-yard FG? I’m not saying to pick Detroit straight up, but I’d be surprised if they aren’t closer this week.

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NFL Week 2 Predictions: The Good Life Edition

I’m not going to say that Week 1 of the 2018 NFL season sucked, but when the first two full games I watched live were Falcons-Eagles and Steelers-Browns, it didn’t get off to the best start. The Week 2 schedule looks really good, but it didn’t take long for injuries to start having an impact. Some of the players missing in action this week include Devonta Freeman, Greg Olsen, David DeCastro, Olivier Vernon, and basically every long-time Seahawk not named Russell Wilson or Earl Thomas. We’re also waiting to see if Aaron Rodgers, Ben Roethlisberger, and Marcus Mariota are good to go this week at quarterback. We still must wait to see the 2018 debuts of Joey Bosa, Carson Wentz, Alshon Jeffery, and Jack Conklin.

Game of the Week: Vikings at Packers

I really hope Aaron Rodgers plays this one, because it is a huge game for playoff seeding despite it only being Week 2. The Vikings knocked Rodgers out early in the first matchup last year and didn’t have to see him for the second one. They shouldn’t get that advantage again this year. They also have Kirk Cousins now in what is arguably the second-biggest game of his NFL career when you think about it. His only playoff game was also against Green Bay and Rodgers, a 35-18 loss at home in the 2015 Wild Card.

Over the last three seasons in Washington, Cousins was 3-10 on the road against teams that finished the year with a winning record. You’d expect Green Bay to be that kind of opponent this year. However, that 3-10 mark includes wins last season in Seattle and LA (Rams). Cousins also should have had a signature win in Kansas City, but Josh Doctson dropped a game-winning touchdown in the end zone. He can function in these spots and his Minnesota debut last week was solid.

Mike Zimmer’s had some decent success against Rodgers in his career, and this should be the most talented roster he’s taken into a Green Bay game yet. As I pointed out in FOA 2018, Zimmer entered this season with the best record against the spread (44-23) among active head coaches. Last week, his defense forced Jimmy Garoppolo into the worst start (and first loss) of his young career, and covered the spread.

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We don’t know what the spread is yet for this one because of Rodgers’ health, but clearly he isn’t 100 percent. I think a lack of mobility can be troublesome against such a talented Minnesota defense, and the Vikings should have scoring opportunities on the other side of the ball. That’s why, regardless of Rodgers’ status, I like the Vikings to pull this one off on the road with a superior roster. I know I’m already going against my season predictions where I had these teams splitting the series with each home team winning, but I also didn’t anticipate another Rodgers injury situation so soon.

Chiefs at Steelers

Under Andy Reid, Kansas City has beaten just about every contender in the NFL over the last four years. That includes wins over six of the last eight Super Bowl teams: 2014 Seahawks, 2014 Patriots, 2015 Broncos, 2016 Falcons, 2017 Patriots, and 2017 Eagles. (They didn’t play against the 2015 Panthers or 2016 Patriots, but notched wins against those teams the following season.)

One team Kansas City has not beaten is Pittsburgh, or at least not the Steelers with Ben Roethlisberger at quarterback. They won a game at Arrowhead in 2015 when Landry Jones had to start. But Reid is 1-6 in his career against Roethlisberger going back to 2004 with the Eagles. That’s not even necessarily impressive for Ben, because he doesn’t play defense and the number that stands out in those seven games is 16. Reid’s teams never scored more than 16 points against the Steelers in those games.

That could really change on Sunday after the Chiefs come in hot behind new QB Patrick Mahomes after scoring 38 points in LA as underdogs. Mobile quarterbacks have been giving the Steelers fits as of late with Brett Hundley, DeShone Kizer (Week 17), Blake Bortles and Tyrod Taylor (he actually stunk passing, but still ran well) hanging pretty good scoring numbers on the defense. Now the Steelers could be without Joe Haden and Artie Burns in the secondary, which is bad news with Tyreek Hill and Sammy Watkins coming to town. This isn’t Mahomes’ first road start either so they can’t hang their hat on that advantage, though Heinz Field is a different beast from the Chargers’ small park. He looked pretty poised last week and this is one of the most talented offenses in the league. It just hasn’t clicked in the past against Pittsburgh, though James Harrison is no longer there to own Eric Fisher. T.J. Watt is coming off a huge multi-sack game, and the pass rush looked quite good in Cleveland albeit a very indecisive game from Taylor.

If Mahomes can avoid the turnovers on the road, then the Chiefs have a great shot to win this one. It’s a bad week for Roethlisberger to be questionable and missing practices with an elbow injury, because this defense looked really vulnerable for the Chiefs last week. Philip Rivers had huge numbers that would have been even better without so many drops. Roethlisberger should have success with his weapons at home where the Steelers obviously play much better. I think the conditions played a factor in several of the turnovers last week, a game that Pittsburgh almost certainly wins without the rain leveling the playing field.

It could be a really fun game, but I think the Steelers get a tight win at home to avoid an awful 0-1-1 start to what was supposed to be another season with Super Bowl aspirations.

Patriots at Jaguars

I wish this rematch of the AFC Championship Game was the Sunday night game instead of Giants-Cowboys, but you know we can’t let a September or October go by without getting that matchup at night. When you try to pick out one of the few games the Patriots are going to lose this season, you always start with road matchups against playoff-caliber teams. This should be one of those, though the Jaguars didn’t scream “playoff lock” to me coming into the season. The offense scored 13 points last week against the Giants.

Much of that has to do with Blake Bortles, who lost the two Allen’s (Robinson and Hurns) at WR, and Marqise Lee is out for the season with a torn ACL. I’m just not sure this team has enough firepower to keep up with the Patriots, who aren’t as loaded themselves right now, but still have the best TE in the game. For all the talk Jalen Ramsey did this offseason, I’d like to see him match up frequently with Gronk in this one. Walk the walk, if you will. That’s really the key to slowing them down right now without any Welker clones left (Julian Edelman is suspended for three more games).

It would take an excellent performance from the defense, which has the talent to pull it off, to keep the Patriots under 20 points (preferably under 17). I think that’s what the Jaguars must do to win this one, because I just don’t see Bortles putting up many points. NE played the Texans and Deshaun Watson well last week.

Alas, it doesn’t sound good for RB Leonard Fournette playing this week. I actually think that could help Jacksonville. Maybe they won’t lean so heavily on him, because in that playoff game, the Jaguars tried to run out the clock way too early and weren’t aggressive enough on early downs. Also, Corey Grant had three early catches for 59 yards in that game. Maybe this lets Jacksonville get more people involved and opens up the playbook instead of just trying to grind things out with Fournette.

NFL Week 2 Predictions

I started 10-5-1 for both ATS and SU last week, but fell victim (like many) to the Buccaneers’ shocking upset in New Orleans, the season’s first double-digit favorite to collapse. Starting next week I’ll post a fancier version of my results, but for now, here are my Week 2 picks with a Twitter update to come on my MIN-GB pick (likely going Vikings regardless of spread).

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My three favorite picks: NO -9.5, ATL -6, NYJ -3.

NFL Week 9 Predictions: The Seven-Year Itch

The Seven Year Itch was a 1955 film famous for Marilyn Monroe’s white dress blowing up over a subway grate. The psychology behind the seven-year itch is that seven years into a marriage, the quality of marriage declines and you lose interest with your significant other.

This is my seventh season as a full-time NFL writer, and 2017 is really wearing me down to the point where I’m starting to wonder if I’m feeling the seven-year itch myself with this league.

Maybe it’s just the quality of this particular season that is bugging me, or what’s going on in other areas of life in 2017 has wore me down too, but something hasn’t been right since Week 1. The Week 9 slate in particular isn’t doing me any favors to get my interest back up. I fell asleep for most of Jets-Bills on Thursday, exhausted from the day’s events, and ultimately bored by the product on the field that night. I don’t feel bad about it either, just as I don’t feel bad about waking up late for Browns-Vikings in London last week when it was already 30-16 in the fourth quarter.

The only game I’d even really want to talk about this week is Chiefs-Cowboys, and that’s partly thanks to this frustrating Ezekiel Elliott story. Great, he’s playing again, and he’s been on a tear. But I was really hoping to see him miss this one actually just to see if the running game could stabilize itself without him as it did in 2015 (without a QB that year too), and if Dak Prescott could carry the load, which I think he can. The Cowboys still have some great players minus Zeke, and I think this has shootout written all over it with the two defenses present. It should be a fun game with Tony Romo on the call, and I look forward to that part of my Sunday afternoon, but the rest of the week looks like a bust to me.

Since the 2006 season, I have collected torrents of NFL games. I haven’t kept up with it as much lately (mostly due to NFL Game Pass, when it works, and a lack of hard drive space/laziness to plug in the externals), but I have a pretty big collection. My weekly routine started with, as you may have guessed, getting the full game for the Steelers, Patriots, and Colts. Any other really good game with other teams may have been added as well, and I got a high-quality copy of every playoff game. By 2012, I added Denver to the weekly rotation because of Peyton Manning, and kept the Colts because of Andrew Luck. I was also getting every Green Bay game, usually the condensed version unless it was a great game, to keep a catalog of Aaron Rodgers’ prime. I also started doing Seattle for Russell Wilson.

At the rate things were going this year, I may have started getting Houston games for Deshaun Watson, who has had one of the greatest 7-game starts in NFL history. Even though the Texans were 3-4, I thought I might be arguing later this season that Watson is deserving of the MVP award for the impact he’s had on Houston’s offense.

Then Thursday came.

I saw this tweet a little before 5 p.m. about Watson being limited in practice because of a sore knee.

No big deal, right? He should be fine. Then I get an email from an editor about my FiveThirtyEight article. (Yeah, I’m writing there now too, and here’s the first article). It says that we need to change a paragraph now that Watson is injured. I start replying “Oh it’s just a limited in practice situation, he’ll be fine.” Before I can send that, I get a tweet from my long-time editor:

Then I saw the breaking news reports over and over: Watson tore his ACL on a non-contact injury in practice. His season is over. It’s not like I never considered this could happen, but you don’t actively think about it happening.

I was shocked and really sad in a way that I usually don’t feel over countless other NFL injuries. Most of my favorite players have been great at avoiding the long-term injury, or if it did happen, it wasn’t some practice injury during the season. It was an odd situation from the offseason like Peyton Manning in 2011 or Andrew Luck this year. Hell, we just had the news on Thursday afternoon that Luck wasn’t going to see the field in 2017, and that was bad enough. You add Watson on top of this, and it’s just about the worst season for quarterback injuries that I have ever seen.

With Watson, it just feels different because of how new and exciting he was, and how quickly he’s been taken away from this season. I actually gave a damn about watching Houston Texans games for a change. This is like getting a puppy or kitten, enjoying the hell out of them for 7 weeks, and one day they just get ran over by a car.

Watson’s not dead, and he’s already come back from one ACL injury, but it’s just not fair. He’ll never be able to finish what could have easily been the most historic, record-breaking rookie QB season in NFL history. I can only hope he returns 100% and makes Houston a contender immediately next season. I just hate that we have to wait until September 2018 to give a damn about Houston again.

But getting back to the torrents. With Week 9 in particular, the Steelers and Patriots are on a bye week. The Colts may as well be on a bye every week this year. I stopped collecting Denver games after Manning retired, and wouldn’t want to waste my hard drive with that offense (now featuring Brock Osweiler). Green Bay is on Monday night, but Rodgers won’t be playing. There’s really no special interest for me this week, and that kind of sucks.

I said recently that this has been the most depressing season, and the events of the last few days have only gone on to deepen that for me.

I’m still watching, writing, researching, and tweeting, because it’s my job after all. But to say I’m having a lot of fun this season would be a lie.

2017 Week 9 Predictions

Can I just say I hate Tampa Bay? I was one game short of my first perfect week of picks ever, and the Buccaneers just had to ruin it with a dud at home against Carolina. Granted, the Bucs were the only favorite to not win last week, but can’t we have one week where the team everyone expected to win actually won? That’d be fine, but apparently that never happens. It wouldn’t have been an impressive 13-0 perfect week, but it still would have been a perfect record. Thanks for nothing, Bucs. And I’m almost willing to pick them to win this week even though it would make no sense with the way the Saints have played in a five-game winning streak. But nothing is supposed to make sense with the Jameis Winston-era Bucs, apparently.

The quest for perfection ended immediately this week. I had Buffalo and we know the Jets owned that second half on Thursday, even if I was out cold for most of it.

Winners in bold.

  • Buccaneers at Saints
  • Ravens at Titans
  • Colts at Texans
  • Rams at Giants
  • Broncos at Eagles
  • Falcons at Panthers
  • Bengals at Jaguars
  • Redskins at Seahawks
  • Cardinals at 49ers
  • Chiefs at Cowboys
  • Raiders at Dolphins
  • Lions at Packers

I am amused with the SNF game between Oakland and Miami after I called them two of the worst 12-4/10-6 teams ever last season. Both are struggling this year, with Miami being the worst 4-3 team ever (outscored by 60 points). Incredibly, the Raiders don’t have an interception on defense in eight games. That’s never been done before. I’m going to say they get at least one and win this game. While Derek Carr is overrated, he’s still better than post-retirement Jay Cutler. This would have been a good game to keep Jay Ajayi around for, but the trade deadline is what it is.

  • Week 1: 8-7
  • Week 2: 11-5
  • Week 3: 9-7
  • Week 4: 8-8
  • Week 5: 6-8
  • Week 6: 6-8
  • Week 7: 11-4
  • Week 8: 12-1
  • Season: 71-48

 

NFL Week 2 Predictions: TD-or-Bust Drives

I didn’t write about it here last week, but I was mentioning on Twitter before the game how Russell Wilson still hasn’t thrown more than 37 passes in a game in the NFL. I believe the last time I wrote about it on here he had 37 the next day in Philadelphia before stopping. Wouldn’t you know on Sunday in St. Louis Wilson hit 41 attempts, albeit in overtime. So that streak is over in his 49th regular-season game.

A lot of times I’ll post a table about a streak and see it broken the next game or sometime soon after. Following Week 1 last year, I showed that the Seahawks had a record 31 consecutive games with a lead in the 4th QT or overtime. In their very next game in San Diego that streak ended with San Diego’s 30-21 win. Are these just strange coincidences or do I have some special kind of jinx power? The answer is really neither, but it’s usually not by accident either. I find a lot of obscure streaks that are records, which means no one else has ever done it before. So if you’re doing something that’s never been done before, it’s very difficult to sustain that. Records are meant to be hard to obtain. So when I keep mentioning Seattle’s NFL record 70-game streak of being at least within one score in the 4th quarter, don’t be surprised if that streak-ending blowout loss is just around the corner.

Last week I highlighted Antonio Brown’s receiving streaks. Odell Beckham’s 9 games with 90+ yards came to a crashing end. Hopefully with Brown on several of my DFS rosters, his streak-stopping day won’t come against the 49ers.

TD-or-Bust Drives

We already had a great start to Week 2 with one of the craziest finishes in NFL history when Jamaal Charles lost a fumble for a game-deciding touchdown in the final minute. I already wrote a 3,000-word recap of the game on Friday, so please check that out.

In that article I mentioned Peyton Manning has had 25 opportunities to start a drive in the final 3:00 of the fourth quarter, down 4-8 points and absolutely needing a touchdown. I just couldn’t let Phil Simms get away with saying Manning’s been in that situation hundreds of times. It’s rare and the number is 25. I showed all 25 of those drives in the article and found that Manning threw an interception of eight of his first nine attempts, all under Jim Mora in 1998-2001 when he was still feeling his oats. When Manning took his game to a new level in 2003 you saw the success start to pile up and he led a total of 8 touchdown drives in this situation. He’s been money in recent years, but how does this compare to his peers? I used Pro-Football-Reference to quickly gather that data, so it’s possible some drives are being omitted due to some timing differences with the kickoff. Example: PFR might say a drive started at 3:03, but it actually started at 2:58 in my data because of the five seconds spent on the kickoff. I base things on when the offense took the field to start the drive. With that said, here are the results for some key active QBs:

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Thursday night’s success pushes Manning ahead of the pack in TD%, but he also has the highest INT%. Again, all but one of those picks happened in his first four seasons (5 as a rookie in 1998 alone). We also see the Manning brothers had the most average time left while Aaron Rodgers got the short end of the stick there. I’m surprised Roethlisberger is that low, but a lot of his great touchdown drives came in 3-point games (SB 43) or just outside of the 3:00 mark (2008 Ravens). By the way, Tony Romo’s drive last Sunday night is included here so we’ve already seen a couple of great ones this season.

Take away from this what you will, but what I want to highlight is that drives like the one Manning had on Thursday night against the Chiefs are rare and shouldn’t be taken for granted. That’s the kind of moment you remember for years as a fan, whether you were on the winning side or the losing side. NFL Network still airs that 1994 game where Joe Montana threw a late TD to beat John Elway’s Broncos on Monday Night Football. Twenty years from now you might see this game replayed too.

2015 Week 2 Predictions

The quest for one perfect week of picks continues as I’m already 0-1 after picking a team with Alex Smith to beat a team with Peyton Manning starting. Silly me.

Winners in bold

  • Texans at Panthers
  • Lions at Vikings
  • 49ers at Steelers
  • Chargers at Bengals
  • Cardinals at Bears
  • Buccaneers at Saints
  • Titans at Browns
  • Falcons at Giants
  • Rams at Redskins
  • Patriots at Bills
  • Ravens at Raiders
  • Cowboys at Eagles
  • Dolphins at Jaguars
  • Seahawks at Packers
  • Jets at Colts

The 49ers are still a pretty talented team, but I don’t think they’ll take advantage of the poor pass defense the way you should when playing the Steelers right now. Pittsburgh’s offense pushes them ahead to a home win.

If the Saints lose at home to Tampa Bay, I seriously may not pick that team in another game until 2016. I’ve had it.

The Titans shouldn’t blow a 25-point to Cleveland this year. I’m interested to see Johnny Manziel start, but I expect this offense to continue struggling. Ken Whisenhunt and Dick LeBeau have a lot of experience at beating the Browns. Mariota won’t have to throw too much again.

After having no running game on Monday night and playing Dallas this week, DeMarco Murray is someone I expect to have a huge Week 2. The only thing that might stop him is Chip Kelly’s rotation of the three backs, because that’s a very difficult thing to manage with the talent you get from Darren Sproles and Ryan Mathews. But I expect Murray to get most of the touches this week. Eagles clean up some things defensively and no Dez Bryant is a big blow to Dallas.

The Jets are a sneaky-tough opponent for the Colts at home, but I think Indy finds a way to win that one at home. Or for Ryan Fitzpatrick to lose it. Either way.

Seahawks at Packers is indeed the big one on SNF. This time it won’t be in Seattle and Kam Chancellor won’t be playing, but neither will Jordy Nelson (and Bryan Bulaga). This is Aaron Rodgers’ best shot to have a good game against this defense, and I think this could be the week Davante Adams actually shines like he was so hyped to do. Remember, he was supposed to be the x-factor in the NFC Championship Game. He caught one ball for 7 yards. With James Jones coming on last week and Randall Cobb always a threat, Adams could have some favorable matchups against a secondary that just isn’t as deep with all the injuries (Jeremy Lane) and holdouts going on this year. This game can basically decide who gets the No. 1 seed in the NFC and it’s only Week 2. Still, I can’t fathom Seattle starting 0-2. I think Marshawn Lynch is a huge part of the gameplan — no 41 throws this week — and the Seahawks grind out a close one.

Season Results

  • Week 1: 10-6

NFL Week 11 Predictions & Chiefs-Broncos Preview

We have three key games to focus on this week (49ers at Saints, Chiefs at Broncos and Patriots at Panthers), but one stands above the rest.

Chiefs at Broncos

I’ve already had a lot to say and tweet about this game, so I’m not going to repeat much of that here.

Simply put, I don’t believe in the Chiefs’ 9-0 record or that their defense is one of the all-time best. I think it’s a reflection of who they have played, which shouldn’t impress anyone. The Denver offense is historically impressive and has dominated to a higher level than the Chiefs’ defense. There’s also stronger correlation and consistency in maintaining offensive performance than there is defense. You can throw a touchdown to Wes Welker many times in the red zone, but once in a blue moon will you get Jeff Tuel’s gracious peace offering for a 100-yard pick-six.

The only reason I don’t think the Broncos easily win by 17+ points is because Kansas City’s catching them at the best possible time. The Chiefs had a bye week to rest and prepare. Jack Del Rio is in at interim head coach following John Fox’s surgery. Peyton Manning aggravated his high ankle sprain at the end of last week’s game and we don’t know how he’ll handle the outside pressure since his tackles are struggling. It’s also going to be pretty cold and while the “Manning in bad weather” thing is BS, no old quarterback with neck and ankle issues is going to benefit from that.

What I do know is you have to score a lot of points to beat a Peyton Manning team and I don’t think Alex Smith is capable of doing it on Sunday night. This so-called “winner” is 2-23 when his team allows more than 24 points. He’s 11-24 against teams with a winning record and has 35 TD to 40 INT in those games (just one 300-yard passing game). He’s 5-16 on the road against good teams and averages 164 passing yards in those contests.

Maybe Smith can get it done in Arrowhead in a 23-20 game (against Brock Osweiler given his luck lately), but the Denver defense plays better at home and Von Miller is going to have his say too.

To beat Manning you have to put up a lot of points or shrink the game and limit his possessions, forcing him to be basically perfect (maximum efficiency). The Chiefs have done neither this season. The offense has never scored more than 24 points and their games almost always include double-digit possessions.

Excluding those pesky playoff rest games, here’s every Manning loss since 2007 and what his defense did (kneel-down drives excluded):

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For context, anything above 3.0 Pts/Dr is incredibly elite while 2.48 Pts/Dr means you have to be a top-2 offense. 1.80 would be just above average in recent seasons.

You have to go back to the 6-INT night in San Diego to find a game where Manning lost despite the opposing offense being below average in scoring. Darren Sproles had two return touchdowns and even then Manning was a missed 29-yard field goal by Adam Vinatieri in erasing a 23-0 deficit for a win. Even if the Chiefs get a lead of 17-24 points, we know from every Denver loss since 2012 that those aren’t safe.

Meanwhile here’s the Chiefs’ 2013 offense and their per-drive production:

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So let’s see… The Chiefs average 1.58 Pts/Dr this year and this is despite having the best average starting field position in football. I noticed a lot of their scoring drives started deep in opponent territory, so their scoring is even less impressive than it already sounds. They feast on mistakes, which the Broncos are certainly guilty of since 2012, so ball security is a must this week.

In Manning’s last 19 losses, no one had less than 1.89 Pts/Dr. That would be the 3rd-best game of the season for the Chiefs.

Given you seemingly need to hit at least 2.0 Pts/Dr to beat Manning, who’s expecting the Chiefs’ offense to deliver on their end? There’s Jamaal Charles, but there’s not much else to worry about.

Simply put, Manning hasn’t lost to an offense this bad since David Carr and the 2006 Houston Texans (ranked 23rd with 1.50 Pts/Dr). How did that one work out? Houston rushed for 191 yards, limited Manning to six possessions, got one fumble from Dominic Rhodes and still needed a 48-yard game-winning field goal with no time left in a 27-24 game.

The KC defense should not give up 40+, but nothing short of their offense having their best game of the season will win this one. I also don’t think the Chiefs can win without being at least +2 in turnover differential.

According to Football Outsiders, the Chiefs have the No. 2 pass defense (DVOA). Here’s a table of Manning’s last 29 games against a top 5 pass defense (DVOA) since 2003. Playoff rest games are colored as are the five games I would consider “bad performances” from Manning. That’s an unscientific way of saying games where he was more of the problem than the solution for his team.

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We’ll revisit this matchup in two weeks and perhaps again in January, but I just see the Broncos as a superior team even if they are vulnerable right now.

Final prediction: Chiefs 16, Broncos 27.

2013 NFL Week 11 Predictions

The Colts rarely make it look easy, but I had them on TNF.

Winners in bold:

  • Redskins at Eagles
  • Raiders at Texans
  • Falcons at Buccaneers
  • Browns at Bengals
  • Ravens at Bears
  • Lions at Steelers
  • Jets at Bills
  • Cardinals at Jaguars
  • Chargers at Dolphins
  • 49ers at Saints
  • Packers at Giants
  • Vikings at Seahawks
  • Chiefs at Broncos
  • Patriots at Panthers

Season results:

  • Week 1: 11-5
  • Week 2: 12-4
  • Week 3: 8-8
  • Week 4: 9-6
  • Week 5: 9-5
  • Week 6: 11-4
  • Week 7: 10-5
  • Week 8: 10-3
  • Week 9: 8-5
  • Week 10: 8-6
  • Season: 96-51